d&d chat: The trick to interacting with kids is to imagine they're the U.S. president

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incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

*pulsates subtly*

# ¿ Oct 6, 2018 11:07

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 12:33

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

three days' probation was enough for jesus christ and it's enough for me

# ¿ Oct 6, 2018 11:13

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

from now on no more death threats, no more drug deals, just love and understanding

# ¿ Oct 6, 2018 11:14

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

treasured8elief posted:

# ¿ Oct 6, 2018 11:18

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ¿ Oct 6, 2018 11:19

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

treasured8elief posted:

# ¿ Oct 6, 2018 11:24

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

i'm partial to moses of crete tbh

today i am running a stall at a quaint local market, it's very bargain bin fantasy novel

# ¿ Oct 6, 2018 21:46

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

so far i am getting plenty of attention from shady old men but the merchandise is not

# ¿ Oct 6, 2018 21:52

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

HorrificExistence posted:

Reject voting and other illusions of the "process"!

Instead, steel your body and mind for the ritual bleeding. Arm yourselves. The fields will blossom once renewed with the blood of traitors and martyrs. Remind yourself that death is no worse than never being born, whether you die today or in 80 years, the result is the same. Only through a death in the furtherance of humanity's rebirth can you discover your humanity. Do not be lied to by the illusion of individuality.

Let the bloodletting be uncontained by borders of land and thought. Let it inundate each museum and hall of "art." Let each library be consumed by fire, so that we are alone to make our own brave tomorrow.

This is how you make a society worthy of living, not by voting. Let us end the process today!

# ¿ Oct 7, 2018 07:09

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

a suicide in the family has a way of destabilising your entire universe, not always in a destructive way. i'm not surprised he's not posting, he's probably spending time with his loved ones like a normal human

# ¿ Oct 7, 2018 22:56

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

less fash, more flesh

# ¿ Oct 9, 2018 04:37

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

http://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2018-10-12/night-parrot-australian-wildlife-conservancy-evidence-in-doubt/10364842

following ecology twitter finally paid off with high drama about the faking of evidence of the night parrot

# ¿ Oct 12, 2018 08:04

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

it's rain

# ¿ Oct 12, 2018 23:49

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

vanya is kind of like the f-35 in that he goes to pieces when it rains

# ¿ Oct 12, 2018 23:50

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

in ecology news, we recently told a client he had a special status plant species on a property so he dug it up and earnestly told us it wasn't a problem any more

sometimes it boggles my mind how stupid people are in aggregate

i've been informed that it's common practice over here to hire herds of "feral goats" to run over a property and eat everything in sight so any protected flora that was present is no longer present (because it was eaten, through no fault of anybody's) and the property can now be freely developed

# ¿ Oct 13, 2018 00:11

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

i drink wine with my antidepressants but that's because i have the liver of a shtetl cowherd and am not long for this earth anyway

# ¿ Oct 13, 2018 04:55

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

oh poo poo, it's raining

for the first time in my life the weather is a life or death thing. now i know how my stupid dirt farming ancestors felt

it's amazing. i'm looking forward to the weather being a life or death thing for more "first world" people, maybe it'll give them back a little humility

# ¿ Oct 13, 2018 08:29

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

i have zero hope of success but on tuesday i'm going to talk to my psychologist about medicinal marijuana (for physical reasons, not just because i need it for my side hustle as an internet prophet)

# ¿ Oct 13, 2018 08:39

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

i used to be dubious about its pain relief qualities but mum found the rear end end of a roach the other day and i got maybe half a cone out of it and was granted actual salvation from agony for the first time since we ran out. the lamentations of my spine ceased momentarily and i could hear once more the music of the spheres

# ¿ Oct 13, 2018 08:44

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

they were singing the shoop shoop song

# ¿ Oct 13, 2018 08:48

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

Pirate Radar posted:

Does fire count as weather?

absolutely. the most intense experience of my life was a few years ago in the peak of bushfire season. it was 45c, there was a gale-force wind blowing, there were massive bushfires going all around (because i was in the same postcode as some of the main areas, because it was a big country postcode that covered like fifty square miles, i was getting constant IT IS TOO LATE TO ESCAPE SEEK COVER IMMEDIATELY messages from the fire service) and i was standing in the yard, surrounded by bone-dry grass and bone-dry trees and blood-red sun and smoke, and the smoke was so heavy that it was forming into pyrocumulus clouds or whatever they're called and creating its own dry lightning. if that lightning had hit anywhere near my property and started a fire it would have moved too fast to out-drive and i would have died, my life was in the hands of the lord and it was a wild and exultant terrifying few hours for me. in fact a guy my age did die only a few miles away, he was struck by lightning while trying to get his cows out of the way of the fires, i'd bought some keets from his sister only a few weeks before (the keets survived, i'm not sure about the cows)

# ¿ Oct 13, 2018 10:32

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

drilldo squirt posted:

I'm praying for you.

bless you, drilldo squirt

treasured8elief posted:

# ¿ Oct 13, 2018 10:36

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

that's the same fire that i think my goats may have died in, i'd sold them very recently to a place called dunedoo which was the epicentre of total obliteration that season. but i was never able to find out if they survived. i choose to believe they did

# ¿ Oct 13, 2018 10:40

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ¿ Oct 15, 2018 03:30

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ¿ Oct 15, 2018 09:04

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

Jerry Cotton posted:

Yeah he doesn't look fascist at all.

he looks pretty sexy tbh

# ¿ Oct 15, 2018 10:13

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

Jerry Cotton posted:

Good to know you fash-loving fool.

pash the fash

# ¿ Oct 15, 2018 11:31

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

every time i look through my arik folder i'm struck afresh by how ridiculously cute he was :kimchi:

murderous little scone

# ¿ Oct 15, 2018 11:34

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

ffs

# ¿ Oct 15, 2018 11:36

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

bush is copping a feel there imo

# ¿ Oct 15, 2018 11:36

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

Furnaceface posted:

https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/believe-it-or-not-man-enters-ripley-s-aquarium-strips-naked-and-jumps-into-shark-tank-1.4134201

Is it bad that my first reaction to this is thinking that avs would do the same thing at an aviary?

one of my chickens would spring onto my shoulder whenever it was feeding time and as i was usually naked when i fed them in the summer, i feel qualified to say that no this is a bad idea. unless the aviary only had like finches and honeyeaters. parrots are a huge no

# ¿ Oct 16, 2018 04:41

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

The Muppets On PCP posted:

this is incredible

lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch

# ¿ Oct 16, 2018 04:45

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

i suspended my disbelief

# ¿ Oct 16, 2018 12:00

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

lawless land of beef

# ¿ Oct 17, 2018 00:41

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

i finally got weed today, behind a mcdonalds from the shadiest looking man i've ever seen but he had honour and business sense

# ¿ Oct 17, 2018 06:31

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

i will murder each and every person who votes for me as mod

# ¿ Oct 18, 2018 07:22

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

HorrificExistence posted:

pls no skin for fur

is that seriously what fur sables look like omg

i'm going to start farming them

# ¿ Oct 18, 2018 22:37

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ¿ Oct 22, 2018 01:52

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ¿ Oct 23, 2018 05:46

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 12:33

incredible flesh: Oct 6, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

my coworkers have realized i can cook and now i'm some kind of recipe hub

what is your favourite recipe

# ¿ Oct 25, 2018 02:57

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