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Kthulhu5000

by R. Guyovich
Burger King announces BYOB, bring your own burger. You can now truly have it your way, noshing on a Big Mac or Six Dollar Burger at "the king's pad", as BK would like to be referred to. The company is confident that its chill, low-pressure burgin' experience will put BYOBers into a reflective frame of mind that will highlight that eating "from the king's table" is actually the best option for them. Says company spokeslady Peggy Whiteman, "We believe that eating our food in our restaurants is an ideal dining experience, but we get that some people would prefer to get their burgers from elsewhere and still enjoy the famous ambiance of the king's pad. We hope that they will give us a try down the line. You can't rush epiphanies."

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Kthulhu5000

by R. Guyovich
Is that "Jewel Osco", or can you say it like "Jewelosco!"?

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