What's Trump holding?

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Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

unpleasantly turgid posted:

How dare he

E: :synpa:

# ? Nov 22, 2016 03:11

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 15:21

texasmed: May 27, 2004

trump holding the whole country up now

nice snipe as well

# ? Nov 22, 2016 05:00

root of all eval: Dec 28, 2002

A little arts and crafts

# ? Nov 22, 2016 05:22

Novo: May 13, 2003; ^{Stercorem pro cerebro habes}; Soiled Meat

ever the international statesman, he's sitting down for a nice meal

# ? Nov 22, 2016 05:35

Jamoke: Feb 13, 2010; HAMDINGERS

Legal in DC. 'Mocracy, yo.

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# ? Nov 22, 2016 06:13

Marv Hushman: Jun 2, 2010; Freedom Ain't Free

Someone 'shop in El Guapo's sweater.

Or...the world's smallest violins, playing My Heart Bleeds For You. Which is sort of a conundrum because there can only be one smallest violin. Also because there is no song by that name.

# ? Nov 22, 2016 06:41

Jamoke: Feb 13, 2010; HAMDINGERS

[Rick Derringer's "Real American" playing loudly from the stereo]

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# ? Nov 22, 2016 07:35

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Vastarien posted:

Haha holy poo poo.

I'm in this image. :corsair:

# ? Nov 22, 2016 07:50

Rubbergoose: Jul 13, 2006

Dick Trauma posted:

Haha holy poo poo.

I'm in this image.

gently caress you, John Cusack, for never answering my letters.

# ? Nov 22, 2016 08:52

Doctor Dogballs: Apr 1, 2007; driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

what movie is it

# ? Nov 22, 2016 09:30

Jamoke: Feb 13, 2010; HAMDINGERS

"In honor of the finishing of the building of the new border wall, the boys and I all chipped in and got you this gift."

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# ? Nov 22, 2016 10:00

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

# ? Nov 22, 2016 13:09

banme: Apr 23, 2008

Jamoke posted:

[Rick Derringer's "Real American" playing loudly from the stereo]

# ? Nov 22, 2016 13:34

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Rubbergoose posted:

gently caress you, John Cusack, for never answering my letters.

I am not John Cusack. :smith:

# ? Nov 22, 2016 13:38

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

Doctor Dogballs posted:

what movie is it

Sixteen Candles

# ? Nov 22, 2016 14:28

Dr. Dogballs Jr.: Jun 9, 2014; the angriest sex machine

MissEchelon posted:

# ? Nov 22, 2016 15:01

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Dick Trauma posted:

Haha holy poo poo.

I'm in this image.

Donald?

# ? Nov 22, 2016 16:29

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

He's giving two goon size penises hand jobs over his massive tits

# ? Nov 22, 2016 16:58

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Oscar Wild posted:

He's giving two goon size penises hand jobs over his massive tits

Hum AHEM! Please submit your contribution in the form of an image, I am eagerly awaiting this one.

# ? Nov 22, 2016 17:14

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

scrubs season six posted:

Donald?

I'll keep you in suspense! :sad:

# ? Nov 22, 2016 17:30

unpleasantly turgid: Jul 6, 2016; u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Oh, you think money is your ally. But you merely adopted the funds; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the poors until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE! The banks betray you, because they belong to me!

# ? Nov 22, 2016 20:46

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

# ? Nov 22, 2016 21:24

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

unpleasantly turgid posted:

Oh, you think money is your ally. But you merely adopted the funds; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the poors until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE! The banks betray you, because they belong to me!

lol, I'm a sucker for these

# ? Nov 22, 2016 21:52

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

MissEchelon posted:

congrats america you elected the thing

# ? Nov 23, 2016 00:29

Chernabog: Apr 16, 2007

Edit: fixed.

Chernabog fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Nov 23, 2016

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:40

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Chernabog posted:

Edit: fixed.

Lmfao.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:56

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Alan Smithee posted:

congrats america you elected the thing

I definitely kept hearing that howling screaming wailing noise on election night but I thought it was from the electorate not the candidate. Pretty sure I'm not a Thing but I don't know about all of you fuckers.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:28

Chernabog: Apr 16, 2007

# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:47

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Chernabog posted:

I bet it feels huge in this hand.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 04:29

Vastarien: Dec 20, 2012; Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.; Buglord

# ? Nov 23, 2016 05:00

its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

Vastarien posted:

His pussy sense is tingling.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 05:02

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Nov 23, 2016 05:08

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

Dave_Indeed posted:

I love this.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 08:52

Jamoke: Feb 13, 2010; HAMDINGERS

...and then the incompetent idiot puppet tried to pass the torch on to the epileptic she demon puppet so she could keep stealing more money and sell out America's future to their rich Illuminati pals.

Can any of you kids guess what ol' Uncle Don did about that?