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Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Rootinest tootinest shootinest

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS

One of my favorite gifs ever btw

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Can I get one of him holding up Bernie, but not Sanders, the one from Weekend at Bernie's?

Skratte
Nov 11, 2010



Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
Obligatory link to Trump Donald.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Lol

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

yes

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

hahahaha

funny way to spell
Nov 4, 2012

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

prolink

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS

Anderron Shi posted:

Can I get one of him holding up Bernie, but not Sanders, the one from Weekend at Bernie's?

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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Anderron Shi posted:

Can I get one of him holding up Bernie, but not Sanders, the one from Weekend at Bernie's?

Well, I'd like to see one with Bernie Sanders as well.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Tried it with the sunglasses but then it looks like Trump strangled Bruce Willis while he was preparing for a role as a bodaciously chill mad scientist.

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Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

If I touch it with four fingers on my Kindle tablet the trumpet circles around him and goes a little crazy.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Jamoke can you do one for the rust belt and white middle america cuz they are dead and loving us from the grave

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

CharlesM posted:

If I touch it with four fingers on my Kindle tablet the trumpet circles around him and goes a little crazy.

Awesome tip; worked like a charm on my low-rent Android.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
How have we got to page 3 with no dildo/penis yet?

Hands in holding position, mouth perfectly open for it....

Low hanging fruit?

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Thanks boss!

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS

Alan Smithee posted:

Jamoke can you do one for the rust belt and white middle america cuz they are dead and loving us from the grave


My fellow Americans, we will make this nation great once more by reclaiming America's derelict Midwest manufacturing base.





We will tear down the outdated, the dilapidated and the useless remnants of the old infrastructure to make way for new progress.





This administration will personally see that special incentives are given to entrepreneurs, especially the minority ones, to encourage them to relocate to areas with tremendous developmental potential.





Not forgetting about the importance of the preservation of American society, we will also work to ensure our culture sustains for future generations.





And finally we will put an emphasis on securing America's borders with more effective methods. Methods capable of expelling a multitude of undesirables simultaneously from our great nation.





C'mon now people, let's get out there and grab this bitch by the pussy! I will not be fielding any questions. Thank you.




*tosses corded mic, severe feedback screeches through room as he exits swiftly*

Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007



ha

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Propaganda Machine posted:

Awesome tip; worked like a charm on my low-rent Android.

iPhone too. Quite fun.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Jamoke posted:

My fellow Americans, we will make this nation great once more by reclaiming America's derelict Midwest manufacturing base.





We will tear down the outdated, the dilapidated and the useless remnants of the old infrastructure to make way for new progress.





This administration will personally see that special incentives are given to entrepreneurs, especially the minority ones, to encourage them to relocate to areas with tremendous developmental potential.





Not forgetting about the importance of the preservation of American society, we will also work to ensure our culture sustains for future generations.





And finally we will put an emphasis on securing America's borders with more effective methods. Methods capable of expelling a multitude of undesirables simultaneously from our great nation.





C'mon now people, let's get out there and grab this bitch by the pussy! I will not be fielding any questions. Thank you.




*tosses corded mic, severe feedback screeches through room as he exits swiftly*

your future vision is scary

please tell me how to place all bets

Molothecat
Jul 25, 2007

Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

mods please move this thread to d&d as the election is old news tia

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Way more entertaining than it has any right to be

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS

Molothecat posted:

mods please move this thread to d&d as the election is old news tia

Don't tell me how to celebrate my patriotism you fascist plebeian.

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peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Biden style anime waifus please.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
What the dick kinda request is that?


e: nv thwi lol [pours more contact cement into paper bag, takes deep inhale]



No Joe

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Tell Barack to get the gently caress outta my house.....



......but the girls are gonna stay.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Jamoke posted:

Tell Barack to get the gently caress outta my house.....



......but the girls are gonna stay.

:vince:

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Jamoke posted:

Tell Barack to get the gently caress outta my house.....



......but the girls are gonna stay.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Jamoke posted:

Tell Barack to get the gently caress outta my house.....



......but the girls are gonna stay.

That's so good it almost feels illegal

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Jamoke posted:

Tell Barack to get the gently caress outta my house.....



......but the girls are gonna stay.

Oh loving :lol:

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading

Jamoke posted:

Tell Barack to get the gently caress outta my house.....



......but the girls are gonna stay.
I hope you feel a bit bad about this one

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Jamoke posted:

Tell Barack to get the gently caress outta my house.....



......but the girls are gonna stay.

Well, drat.

Justin Godscock fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Nov 27, 2016

Snugglecakes
Dec 29, 2008

:h: :glomp: :h:

Jamoke posted:

Tell Barack to get the gently caress outta my house.....



......but the girls are gonna stay.

:trumppop:

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.
Jesus we need to spam the whole web with that picture

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Jamoke posted:

Tell Barack to get the gently caress outta my house.....



......but the girls are gonna stay.

He grabbed them in the wrong place!

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