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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



https://vimeo.com/94667191

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Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008




He's definately using the "dainty fingers" some people use when they are holding something they really don't want to be.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS

X-ECUTIVE VISION POWERS ACTIVATE

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Cephalectomy
Jun 8, 2007

Thank you for making this thread great again.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS

Cephalectomy posted:

Thank you for making this thread great again.

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scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED but a mushroom cloud detonates in the background.

Current guy handing over the keys but instead of a sweet ride it's the military industial complex and surveillance apparatus and also there's a crying lady liberty and it's tears of joy I don't know.

There's already the Mad Max one about presidents aging in office but just go completely apeshit with it, they got Milo rocking out on the Fox News Wagon and instead of Muscle Guy and Bullet Guy and Money Guy it's like, cabinet picks. Instead of CONFUCKAMUS Max says I WOULDA VOTED FOR BERNIE and the fire tornado is labelled global warming.

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

scuba school sucks posted:

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED but a mushroom cloud detonates in the background.

Current guy handing over the keys but instead of a sweet ride it's the military industial complex and surveillance apparatus and also there's a crying lady liberty and it's tears of joy I don't know.

There's already the Mad Max one about presidents aging in office but just go completely apeshit with it, they got Milo rocking out on the Fox News Wagon and instead of Muscle Guy and Bullet Guy and Money Guy it's like, cabinet picks. Instead of CONFUCKAMUS Max says I WOULDA VOTED FOR BERNIE and the fire tornado is labelled global warming.

I guess so.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Jamoke posted:

X-ECUTIVE VISION POWERS ACTIVATE



o7

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

scuba school sucks posted:

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED but a mushroom cloud detonates in the background.

Current guy handing over the keys but instead of a sweet ride it's the military industial complex and surveillance apparatus and also there's a crying lady liberty and it's tears of joy I don't know.

There's already the Mad Max one about presidents aging in office but just go completely apeshit with it, they got Milo rocking out on the Fox News Wagon and instead of Muscle Guy and Bullet Guy and Money Guy it's like, cabinet picks. Instead of CONFUCKAMUS Max says I WOULDA VOTED FOR BERNIE and the fire tornado is labelled global warming.

Do you smell toast? Should we call an ambulance?

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Jamoke posted:

X-ECUTIVE VISION POWERS ACTIVATE



Tit man. Knew it.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Press reset. Start fresh. Great again.



Gonna leave this town the same as it never was.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
I've never seen the Donald give fewer fucks about a single thing, not even his autistic Melania child.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

are you Barron? Like are you his bored disaffected son and this is how you cope

Alan Smithee fucked around with this message at 15:38 on Dec 3, 2016

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Soon he will achieve his full American form.

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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Jamoke posted:

Soon he will achieve his full American form.



The "Bald" Eagle will be renamed by executive order because Trump will brook no mention of baldness in the same sentence with his name.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
I believe you owe me fifty smackers, Hannity. Pay up.

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
There ya go. YYZ, nailed it.

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Hey baby, you wanna hold my twelve inch muskie?

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mpyro
Feb 9, 2003

'Cause I live and breathe this Fillydelphia freedom
It's a fake

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

mpyro posted:

It's a fake

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
You challenge the honor of the mighty Shogun Trumpiban?

Gifts from the Jap pm. Said over there they call me "Okina kiiro pu shi" [大きな黄色プッシー] which means "Great Golden Lion."

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Jamoke posted:

You challenge the honor of the mighty Shogun Trumpiban?

Gifts from the Jap pm. Said over there they call me "Okina kiiro pu shi" [大きな黄色プッシー] which means "Great Golden Lion."



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXWQIiFxjbc

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Holy poo poo this White House deal is friggin' tits. They got all-you-can-eat Alaskan King in there!

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Aw Christ..... someone..... bring..... EpiPen..................

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
lol

i bet he likes his crab welldone

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
I have a nagging hunch that Trump prefers bearded clams of the juicy and raw variety.

"Pardon me Snapdragon but before I forget, would you happen to be able to give me a receipt? You know for tax purposes and whatnot.
I kinda gotta start keeping better records these days, you understand. I'll call this one an "independent contractor business luncheon."
Hey thanks for voting for me, by the way."

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root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Jamoke posted:

Aw Christ..... someone..... bring..... EpiPen..................



hahaha yes

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Should've made the hands tinier.

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Jamoke posted:

I have a nagging hunch that Trump prefers bearded clams of the juicy and raw variety.

"Pardon me Snapdragon but before I forget, would you happen to be able to give me a receipt? You know for tax purposes and whatnot.
I kinda gotta start keeping better records these days, you understand. I'll call this one an "independent contractor business luncheon."
Hey thanks for voting for me, by the way."




:vince:

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."
This one seemed obvious to me but if someone else did it already I didn't see it.



I hear some of the haters and losers saying that I have zero chill. They're liars, they don't know what they're talking about.
Donald Trump has the most chill. Donald Trump has all of the chill. Believe me. Yuuuuge chill.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Nameless_Steve posted:

This one seemed obvious to me but if someone else did it already I didn't see it.



I hear some of the haters and losers saying that I have zero chill. They're liars, they don't know what they're talking about.
Donald Trump has the most chill. Donald Trump has all of the chill. Believe me. Yuuuuge chill.

I'd like to see him exhaling a yuge cloud of smoke too.

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

Jamoke posted:

Aw Christ..... someone..... bring..... EpiPen..................



Laughed out loud at work.

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."

jojoinnit posted:

I'd like to see him exhaling a yuge cloud of smoke too.

Nameless_Steve fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Dec 5, 2016

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Love it. You people are good people.

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS

Hell yeah let's get stinko.

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
How you doin' over there Big Mike?




gooddonaldlikereallyfreakinggoodmanI'veneverfeltthisgoodinmyfuckinglifebroIcanfeelthisfuckingmusicinmygoddamnbonesdudeholymotherofgodthinkI'minlovewiththischickmanI'mgoingtoaskhertomarrymeI'mliketotallysuperseriousdonheymanlikeyougotanymoreofthatblow?




Ey yo Herm, who this white boy over here hoggin' all the drat action?

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
2 a.m. the following night...


"Hi Audry. Yeah, it's daddy. Put your mother on the phone.

...Karen? Hey, it's Mike. I ain't never coming home no more. Take it easy."

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
not that i have any problem w regular old gif threads but storyline gif threads really bring another dimension

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