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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

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Feb 13, 2010

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Legal in DC. 'Mocracy, yo.

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Feb 13, 2010

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[Rick Derringer's "Real American" playing loudly from the stereo]

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Feb 13, 2010

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"In honor of the finishing of the building of the new border wall, the boys and I all chipped in and got you this gift."

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

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...and then the incompetent idiot puppet tried to pass the torch on to the epileptic she demon puppet so she could keep stealing more money and sell out America's future to their rich Illuminati pals.

Can any of you kids guess what ol' Uncle Don did about that?

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

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Rootinest tootinest shootinest

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Feb 13, 2010

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One of my favorite gifs ever btw

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

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Anderron Shi posted:

Can I get one of him holding up Bernie, but not Sanders, the one from Weekend at Bernie's?

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

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Feb 13, 2010

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Tried it with the sunglasses but then it looks like Trump strangled Bruce Willis while he was preparing for a role as a bodaciously chill mad scientist.

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Feb 13, 2010

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Alan Smithee posted:

Jamoke can you do one for the rust belt and white middle america cuz they are dead and loving us from the grave


My fellow Americans, we will make this nation great once more by reclaiming America's derelict Midwest manufacturing base.





We will tear down the outdated, the dilapidated and the useless remnants of the old infrastructure to make way for new progress.





This administration will personally see that special incentives are given to entrepreneurs, especially the minority ones, to encourage them to relocate to areas with tremendous developmental potential.





Not forgetting about the importance of the preservation of American society, we will also work to ensure our culture sustains for future generations.





And finally we will put an emphasis on securing America's borders with more effective methods. Methods capable of expelling a multitude of undesirables simultaneously from our great nation.





C'mon now people, let's get out there and grab this bitch by the pussy! I will not be fielding any questions. Thank you.




*tosses corded mic, severe feedback screeches through room as he exits swiftly*

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

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Molothecat posted:

mods please move this thread to d&d as the election is old news tia

Don't tell me how to celebrate my patriotism you fascist plebeian.

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

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What the dick kinda request is that?


e: nv thwi lol [pours more contact cement into paper bag, takes deep inhale]



No Joe

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

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Tell Barack to get the gently caress outta my house.....



......but the girls are gonna stay.

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Feb 13, 2010

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dev286 posted:

Jesus we need to spam the whole web with that picture

Let's do it right then.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

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His hands are absolutely not tiny or ladylike. The Donald's hands are big and masculine. Regal hands. Hands that tell a story.

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Feb 13, 2010

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Feb 13, 2010

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On the contrary, he actually came back to warn us about Judgement Day.

"The election was merely a ploy to get everyone's attention. Now listen to me very carefully....."

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Feb 13, 2010

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Anderron Shi posted:

Somebody give him Chubbs from Happy Gilmore's mangled brown wooden hand.

So I'm playing 18 down in West Palm and shank one too close to the drink off the 9th tee. Lean down to shag it and bam, gator hiding in the hazard got me.

But I got that son of a bitch back. Took that bastard's eye, played through and still shot 7 under for the round.

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Feb 13, 2010

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It's been him this whole time.

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Feb 13, 2010

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UNLIMITED POWER

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Feb 13, 2010

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Say hello to my new foreign policy.

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Feb 13, 2010

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Feb 13, 2010

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It ain't easy being whiiiite

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Feb 13, 2010

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Even more pictures of Trump pulling handkerchiefs out of his nose.

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Feb 13, 2010

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Reno here I come.

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

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3 weeks later...

"C'mon, sweetness. Daddy needs you now more than ever."

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Feb 13, 2010

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19th April 2027 A.D.
WWIII: Day 962 of fighting - the High Chancellor ceremoniously formalizes the regime
on the White House II's south lawn located in Trumpopolis (previously Yonkers.)

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Feb 13, 2010

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It's not about changing the world. It's about doing our best to leave the world the way it is.

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Feb 13, 2010

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chickie nugs for brekkie posted:



Here's your inspiration. Get crackin'.

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Feb 13, 2010

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Stickfigure posted:

Also make hillary say "Do a barrel roll"

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Feb 13, 2010

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Feb 13, 2010

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unpleasantly turgid posted:

you could have pursued this further im just saying

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Feb 13, 2010

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'Morning, gbs. I'm gonna go make waffles. Does anybody want some?

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Feb 13, 2010

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Feb 13, 2010

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FedEx Mercury posted:

It's funny but Ronny should really be down below if you know what I'm saiyan

How dare you speak ill of the Gipper, who casts down his judgements seated at the right hand of the Lord in his name we give thanks Amen.

Also, tried it and just couldn't make it work. Satan Reagan wasn't being done justice upside down.


The Protagonist posted:

trump doing the charlie chaplin fork kick dance but each time it punts a mexican characature over the wall

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Feb 13, 2010

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Alan Smithee posted:

jamaoke can you do Ghost clay scene except instead of swayze and demi make it trump and putin

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Feb 13, 2010

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X-ECUTIVE VISION POWERS ACTIVATE

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Feb 13, 2010

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Cephalectomy posted:

Thank you for making this thread great again.

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

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Press reset. Start fresh. Great again.



Gonna leave this town the same as it never was.

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