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I believe you owe me fifty smackers, Hannity. Pay up.
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Dec 4, 2016 00:07
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There ya go. YYZ, nailed it.
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Dec 4, 2016 01:12
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Hey baby, you wanna hold my twelve inch muskie?
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Dec 4, 2016 01:49
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You challenge the honor of the mighty Shogun Trumpiban? Gifts from the Jap pm. Said over there they call me "Okina kiiro pu shi" [大きな黄色プッシー] which means "Great Golden Lion."
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Dec 4, 2016 09:24
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Holy poo poo this White House deal is friggin' tits. They got all-you-can-eat Alaskan King in there!
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Dec 4, 2016 09:35
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Aw Christ..... someone..... bring..... EpiPen..................
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Dec 4, 2016 09:38
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I have a nagging hunch that Trump prefers bearded clams of the juicy and raw variety. "Pardon me Snapdragon but before I forget, would you happen to be able to give me a receipt? You know for tax purposes and whatnot. I kinda gotta start keeping better records these days, you understand. I'll call this one an "independent contractor business luncheon." Hey thanks for voting for me, by the way."
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Dec 4, 2016 11:10
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Hell yeah let's get stinko.
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Dec 5, 2016 03:52
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How you doin' over there Big Mike? gooddonaldlikereallyfreakinggoodmanI'veneverfeltthisgoodinmyfuckinglifebroIcanfeelthisfuckingmusicinmygoddamnbonesdudeholymotherofgodthinkI'minlovewiththischickmanI'mgoingtoaskhertomarrymeI'mliketotallysuperseriousdonheymanlikeyougotanymoreofthatblow? Ey yo Herm, who this white boy over here hoggin' all the drat action?
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2 a.m. the following night... "Hi Audry. Yeah, it's daddy. Put your mother on the phone. ...Karen? Hey, it's Mike. I ain't never coming home no more. Take it easy."
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If history is any indicator, and it always is due to it's tiresomely repetitive nature, The Donald will not disappoint. He's got the whole world in his hands.
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