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Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

GlyphGryph posted:

There are lots of different ways to accomplish poo poo, some of it riskier than others, some more fun than thers. I am gonna be trying to show off basically everything but hacker based stuff since that is kind of easy mode and also boring.

You can definitely be robbing banks for cash by the end of the first month if you focus on that, for example, instead of what I am doing here. Or kidnapping high ranked corporate types and forcing them to engage in embezzlement. Or sleeping your way to cash prizes. We will be showing off all of those later. We already make most of our money from outright theft and thata probably the easiest way to do it.

You can build a character that basically starts with an armed gang if you want to take a more violeny and aggressive approach.

ok! thanks, I will plan something different and try again.

music combat? what? I thought you just got money from music?

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Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
All will be revealed in time

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Zombiepop posted:

ok! thanks, I will plan something different and try again.

music combat? what? I thought you just got money from music?

No, music's great. If you bring a guitar into combat, when you "fight," you play at them, which is a nonviolent attack against their wisdom. If successful, it can lower wisdom/raise heart and possibly stun them; if heart is pushed above wisdom, it turns them liberal. You can then recruit them or whatever.

I don't think the conversion to liberal itself affects anything on the large scale, which is a pity. And conversion to liberal is a lot slower, even when massively skilled, than conversion to corpse via bullet to face. But still.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Strudel Man posted:

No, music's great. If you bring a guitar into combat, when you "fight," you play at them, which is a nonviolent attack against their wisdom. If successful, it can lower wisdom/raise heart and possibly stun them; if heart is pushed above wisdom, it turns them liberal. You can then recruit them or whatever.

I don't think the conversion to liberal itself affects anything on the large scale, which is a pity. And conversion to liberal is a lot slower, even when massively skilled, than conversion to corpse via bullet to face. But still.

so you're saying we need musical communist ninjas?

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Zombiepop posted:

ok! thanks, I will plan something different and try again.

music combat? what? I thought you just got money from music?

our sick rhymes will shame them into submission. they can't compete with our lyrical arsenal

BoredDG
Aug 10, 2013


I want to be the next child murdered by murdercops

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

i wanna be the ideas guy

Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Yea but the only benefit for volunteering is getting your juice non-negative. Otherwise you are better off spray painting while wearing a black turtleneck. Though I think selling music is good too, as it's legal and trains your music skill. Which hopefully will be awesome when I get my band together.

From what I've read volunteering raises public opinion of the LCS and reduces heat slightly. It's better than doing nothing.

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

So I know there is some kind of Musical combat. But when I tried to engage in it, my liberal was killed by wisdom, so I haven't dabbled in it since. You know how it works, or are you just going to get the band together get it trained up, and then see what happens?

You need very high musical skill (20 or more) to be effective in combat with it. I'd recommend training up the Dodge skill (acrobatics at the college).
Most notable, is that when you're in combat with multiple conservatives, turning one of them liberal will cause infighting. Basically wo lo lo.
Earlier versions of the game also had the comedy option of rocking out so hard you could turn a M1 Abrams liberal and recruit it as a sentient death machine, but this has since been removed.

Concordat has issued a correction as of 02:52 on Dec 15, 2016

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Mycroft Holmes posted:

so you're saying we need musical communist ninjas?

Unfortunately, it fails hard against a competent force of similar or greater size to your own, as not enough of them will be stunned to keep them from shooting back.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
alright bob marley cover band will be my next try at this game. I suck at it so much

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Is it possible to influence which laws get changed, like if you want a socialist paradise where you can buy machineguns on a street corner

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

StashAugustine posted:

Is it possible to influence which laws get changed, like if you want a socialist paradise where you can buy machineguns on a street corner

I think so. Various secret documents seem to influence public opinion in specific ways. For example, making the reactor meltdown make public opinion shift against Nuclear Power. Secret Police Documents shifts public opinion vs Crime Laws. I'm not sure if all laws have something specific that influences them, but maybe?

0 rows returned
Apr 9, 2007

I want to say sort of. I mean you can influence gun control by murdering a lot of people, but having a ton of control over it probably isn't possible since I think once you start flipping laws they go in a wave.

Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete
Influencing specific issues can be done by raiding related locations, peacefully or violently. Some locations have no attached issues though (Park, Latte Stand, Internet Cafe, Vegan Co-op, Apartment Buildings, safe houses)

When Free Speech laws are C+, then raiding the Fireman HQ affects public opinion on free speech, but at other levels its just a Fire Station and has no impact.
The Court House has probably the most issues attached to it. (Notably free speech, gay rights, racial equality, appointing liberal judges, probably others)

A liberal with a high art skill set to spray graffiti will paint large murals which will be about a random issue.

And as others mentioned, publishing certain documents retrieved from looting locations or hacking will impact specific issues.

Concordat has issued a correction as of 08:16 on Dec 15, 2016

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO
May 8, 2006
But you can't change the victory conditions or the fact that once public opinion goes L and starts electing L officials it will push everything towards L and L+.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

whats the point of being leftist revolutionaries if you cant have fractal policy arguments

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
Man, mutants can have crazy stats. I found one with 26 base heart.

Agnostalgia
Dec 22, 2009

Strudel Man posted:

Man, mutants can have crazy stats. I found one with 26 base heart.

Get that abomination a guitar immediately.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
That's exactly what I was hunting for, but it was still a surprise to see 26.

It's probably unfortunate that the best strategy for recruiting someone for pretty much any task is to trawl through endless mutants looking for the one guy who happens to be superhumanly capable in what you need.

Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete
I bet its what Professor X feels like when he's using Cerebro.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Concordat posted:

I bet its what Professor X feels like when he's using Cerebro.

the rough part of running a mutation-based superhero group is for every one dude with laser vision you get a thousand with bones the consistency of jello or the ability to have a mild stroke at will

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben
Is it more or less ethical than the child soldier army though?

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
Update coming tonight. Almost finished the writeup.

Things are starting to ramp up a little.

Also, any suggestions on the building people most want to see burned to the ground? Asking for a friend.

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben
Well the FIRE station, obvs

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Playstation 4 posted:

Well the FIRE station, obvs

That would be killing the golden goose man. Where do you think I'm getting a ready supply of fire?

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Nuke plant. Because who doesn't love radioactive smoke?

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

Nuke plant. Because who doesn't love radioactive smoke?

Sounds good.

I should also mention that you played an extremely pivotal role in the upcoming update, so thank you for your good work. I was honestly really worried we weren't going to be able to pull this off, because you can't directly control sleepers, but man - you came through.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010




He's very scary and confusing, but sent the deth squads to a location of his choosing.

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
This was a busy month for us. Our newest members have chosen names, and they are getting into the swing of things, and they are all quickly building their skills.

The former sweatshop slaves have finally overcome their condition, and their potential has skyrocketed.


Even the children, like Dr. Zimbardo here, are learning quickly.


The team is hard at work, now - everyone knows what they should be doing.



For my own part, I've been sneaking into the homes of the wealthy and liberating their valuables to help fund the squad.


It feels so easy - they feel so safe in their expensive condominiums that I can steal their stuff right out from under their noses, leaving them none the wiser.


I don't limit myself to just the homes of the wealthy - as time progresses and my confidence grows, I begin planning more dangerous heists, into the heart of the organizations that wish to stop me.


A single visit to a wealthy home still provides more than a weeks worth of effort from our fabricators, but that should change as their skills improve.




Of course, we aren't the only ones that are busy - the gears of the government continue to grind. For example, the Supreme Court has been handing down decision after decision.



I decided it was time to get more aggressive. I found Battle Royale Baby on the street, in a fistfight with a college student over who knows what.


I dragged him off the kid, telling him to get the rest of Tooth and Claw together. We had work to do.

We purchased a new weapon for me...


... and headed to the genetics lab. This time around, we weren't here to slink about or persuade. We were here to cause some trouble.













Our squad initially chaffed at the idea of killing fellow genetic monsters, but that was part of why we did this. There could be no hesitation, and in a way putting down these caged creatures was a mercy.

After polishing our skills against these imprisoned conservative weapons, we aimed a bit higher - human prey. With the genetics laboratory closed down, we moved onto the cosmetics testing facility, and caused some liberal chaos among the amoral heartless scientists that worked there.





So now both our monsters and humans had taken the blood of their own kind. We were bonded now, as a proper team. It was finally time to go after our real targets.

The Firemen.

Firemen were part of an attempt by the government to suppress any and all dissenting voices. They did not put out fires - they burned them. They burned books, newspapers, entire libraries, and anyone who said the wrong thing at the wrong time. They were the most monstrous of the conservative forces, their weapons indiscriminate and leaving nothing but ash. And we were going to take them down one at a time.

All we needed was the patience to find one alone and unsuspecting, and then...









We looted the corpse and fled quickly, but we'd be back.


We had a court case to see, anyway.

I do wonder if the conservative forces realized just how many of our team were assembled in that courthouse. What would they have done if they'd known? Many of us couldn't help but snicker as the officers walked by. They looked at us with contempt, and then went back to ignoring us. The show was about to begin. I fingered the pistol underneath my coat, and hoped I wouldn't have to use it.

Ignatius sat down behind the podium, frowning at the defendant, the spitting image of the stern conservative judge. As he looked down, the facade nearly broke as he cracked the barest hint of a smile.


Captain Rainbowbeard stood up, and as the judge banged away with his gavel insisted that the public defender assigned to him was a no good piece of poo poo, and that he would defend himself in this ludicrous and unfounded case. The judge ordered the public defender to leave the courtroom, and jury selection began. Throughout the process, the prosecutor could not help but end up confused and flummoxed, and the jury that resulted was nothing like what he expected.

Once the case began, he only grew more uncertain, stumbling through his presentation. Somehow, Captain Rainbowbeard had smuggled in an entire powerpoint presentation, arranged for a parade of witnesses, and the judge kept allowing him to introduce additional evidence that had never come up in discovery. This case had been a slam dunk for the prosecution, the evidence was irrefutable, and yet... here was this madman, who had not only defended himself well but moved on to using the witness stand as an opportunity to evangelize against the corruption in the legal system until the jury was nodding along with him. Reporters in the room, tipped off by yours truly, were already salivating over the articles they'd be able to write about this.

At one point, without anyone even really realizing it, he admitted straight up that he committed the crimes, and then told the jury to acquit him anyway.

And they did. The verdict came back, NOT GUILTY. The court broke out into celebration as the judge called for order. The case was over.


He left with us, nothing but laughs and smiles, a crazy look in his eyes.

"Just you wait", he said, "This was just a bit of vandalism. Just you wait and see what I get away with next."

News:




StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010




The Magical Courtroom of I.M. Meen

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

GlyphGryph posted:


We had a court case to see, anyway.

I do wonder if the conservative forces realized just how many of our team were assembled in that courthouse. What would they have done if they'd known? Many of us couldn't help but snicker as the officers walked by. They looked at us with contempt, and then went back to ignoring us. The show was about to begin. I fingered the pistol underneath my coat, and hoped I wouldn't have to use it.

Ignatius sat down behind the podium, frowning at the defendant, the spitting image of the stern conservative judge. As he looked down, the facade nearly broke as he cracked the barest hint of a smile.


Captain Rainbowbeard stood up, and as the judge banged away with his gavel insisted that the public defender assigned to him was a no good piece of poo poo, and that he would defend himself in this ludicrous and unfounded case. The judge ordered the public defender to leave the courtroom, and jury selection began. Throughout the process, the prosecutor could not help but end up confused and flummoxed, and the jury that resulted was nothing like what he expected.

Once the case began, he only grew more uncertain, stumbling through his presentation. Somehow, Captain Rainbowbeard had smuggled in an entire powerpoint presentation, arranged for a parade of witnesses, and the judge kept allowing him to introduce additional evidence that had never come up in discovery. This case had been a slam dunk for the prosecution, the evidence was irrefutable, and yet... here was this madman, who had not only defended himself well but moved on to using the witness stand as an opportunity to evangelize against the corruption in the legal system until the jury was nodding along with him. Reporters in the room, tipped off by yours truly, were already salivating over the articles they'd be able to write about this.

At one point, without anyone even really realizing it, he admitted straight up that he committed the crimes, and then told the jury to acquit him anyway.

And they did. The verdict came back, NOT GUILTY. The court broke out into celebration as the judge called for order. The case was over.


He left with us, nothing but laughs and smiles, a crazy look in his eyes.

"Just you wait", he said, "This was just a bit of vandalism. Just you wait and see what I get away with next."

:getin:

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Look that Young Republican college student got what was coming to him, okay? He was intruding on my safe space, so I beat him with the Maul of Anrin.

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

HiHo ChiRho posted:

Look that Young Republican college student got what was coming to him, okay? He was intruding on my safe space, so I beat him with the Maul of Anrin.

Speaking of the Maul, I finally found an Axe. You've already got skill with the first weapon and it does good damage, but the second one has a chance of instantly beheading people. Which would you prefer?

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

I think we have to go with the axe to be true :black101:

Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete
Having at least four sleeper judges guarantees that one of them will oversee your trials. Turns out that even the best defense (20+ persuation and 20+ law) won't get you out of a dozen murders, treason, bank robbery, and terrorism charges though.

Pidgin Englishman
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark
*slobbering mutant noises*

Down with the conserviarchy!

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

Concordat posted:

Having at least four sleeper judges guarantees that one of them will oversee your trials. Turns out that even the best defense (20+ persuation and 20+ law) won't get you out of a dozen murders, treason, bank robbery, and terrorism charges though.

even with a sleeper judge and amazing defense you can still lose if the world is conservative minded enough or the super lawyer shows up

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
but then you just get the fun of doing a jailbreak so the trial is irrelevant imo

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Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Aw yisss I am so glad I got to shine in my own small way. Magical courtroom indeed.

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