There is no God but Computer, and Steve is His prophet.

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angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

that's right, there's some good .news and here it is: all you have to do is live by the example of Steve and your salvation is assured through the good grace of Computer

but do not be deceived by the false steves, who prowl like trojan bootdisks seeing whom they may reformat, for they seek to condemn you to an eternity of separation from the one true Computer

so be on guard against (computer)wickedness at all times and obey the teachings of the one true Steve

angry_keebler fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Nov 22, 2016

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angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

when i started this thread i knew there would be some heretics boasting about the greatness of one false steve or another, but i didn't expect every single poster to have been corrupted by one of the many destevers :mad:

i can only hope that you all turn away from the path of wickedness and begin to follow the correct path of the teachings of the one true Steve

# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 20:46

angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

PleasingFungus posted:

only steve (stebe) is a true bootdisattva. 'if you see a woz on the information superhighway, kill -9 %him'

# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 19:49

angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

Wrath of the Bitch King posted:

Steve Ballmer could kick the rear end of everyone in YOSPOS.

another false steve, with a corrupted theology that tells the faithful they cannot access Computer without first paying indulgences to developers, developers, developers, developers

# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 21:12

angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

The One True Steve (pc be upon Him)

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 03:27

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