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think all pencils are created equal? think again retard! submitted for your consideration, this pencil  doesn't look too bad, good length, sharpened. let's dig a little deeper. berol? kinda cool name, good wiggly accent like in jalapeņo, no problems there. eagle? yeah, strong bird, good. usa? well...kind of a lovely country, might be getting off track. hb? 2? don't have anything against those numbers and letters per se how about the sniff test, smell good like wood? like a pencil should?  no!!! doesn't!!!  smells bland like an idiot pencil!! even worse, the eraser may look fine ,but it's hard as a stone! feels like it is just for show!  hmm strong words. how do you respond to these allegations mr. pencil?  lol can't erase the truth bitch
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The defense has nothing, your honor.
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Nov 22, 2016 22:13
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I love the smell of freshly sharpened pencils. 
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:think all pencils are created equal? think again retard! sorry you hate your rear end toy op
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Nov 22, 2016 22:14
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lick the eraser first, idiot
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Nov 22, 2016 22:17
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Shoulda got a Dixon Ticonderoga you sad gently caress.
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Nov 22, 2016 22:18
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gently caress you op that pencil is my friend
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Nov 22, 2016 22:19
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dip the eraser in butane, retard. maybe light it too, idiot. $10 says you aren't even smart enough to stick the writing torch in the office printer.
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Nov 22, 2016 22:21
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stick the pencil lead in your pee hole
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Wax pencils are a war crime imo
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Nov 22, 2016 22:24
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only goons spend their time huddled around a few pictures of a guy smelling a pencil. who would have known that the proverbial dumpsterfire for SA was a bad pencil.
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Nov 22, 2016 22:24
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i didn't buy this pencil. i can't stress that enough
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unpleasantly turgid posted:only goons spend their time huddled around a few pictures of a guy smelling a pencil. do you have a camera in my house how did you know I'm huddling
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unpleasantly turgid posted:only goons spend their time huddled around a few pictures of a guy smelling a pencil. calm down dude
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Nov 22, 2016 22:26
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I'm sorry I called you an idiot, op
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Ranma Fan Art posted:do you have a camera in my house how did you know I'm huddling stop asking questions
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you should get a lot of pencils and bundle them together so it would be a bundle of sticks and put a nametag that says enfirld on it
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Enfield posted:you should get a lot of pencils and bundle them together so it would be a bundle of sticks and put a nametag that says enfirld on it lol
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MrWillsauce posted:I'm sorry I called you an idiot, op i'm not an idiot, i never was
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Nov 22, 2016 22:32
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yeah I can see that now. I think I was just projecting my own insecurities
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Nov 22, 2016 22:33
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 this pen is made of bullets. what could you ever hope to accomplish here pencil?
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Nov 22, 2016 22:36
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I love the smell of freshly sharpened pencils. same, but this one doesn't smell like that. i hate it so much
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Nov 22, 2016 22:40
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Sorry for calling you a sad gently caress op.
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Nov 22, 2016 22:44
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Couldn't be, see where it says USA? But that weird bullet pen looks terrible for writing. Can this thread be for awful stationery? I got some crayons as a child that were like birthday candles wrapped in dyed sheets of newspaper. Still haven't fully gotten over them.
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Manchild King posted:Couldn't be, see where it says USA? But that weird bullet pen looks terrible for writing. those were candles
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Give him another chance boss he can change
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Nov 22, 2016 22:50
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can it shade tho? this is v impotent
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Nov 22, 2016 22:54
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Who supplied this pencil? I'm advising a formal complaint
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Nov 22, 2016 22:57
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PEPSI for TV-GAME
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op i never imagined you to look like a honky tonk caveman
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#PencilLivesMatter
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:op i never imagined you to look like a honky tonk caveman ya well i do so get used to it
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:op i never imagined you to look like a honky tonk caveman Speaking of shade..drat.
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Nov 22, 2016 23:09
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This is no Keyboard Goop, that's for sure.
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Nov 22, 2016 23:15
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:op i never imagined you to look like a honky tonk caveman Dude, "honky tonk caveman" is an underrated look Also OP I make it a habit never to smell things what I don't know where they been maybe you should heed my advice
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Nov 22, 2016 23:16
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you look like you got geordi laforge eyes at the end of star trek when he didn't wanna wear the visor anymore
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Nov 22, 2016 23:17
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OP I've written with that brand of pencil and they loving suck. My sincere condolences on your lovely graphite, sharpening, body color, and eraser.
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Nov 22, 2016 23:17
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Hardawn posted:can it shade tho? this is v impotent no! look at the garbage job it did of trying to colour in this enormous paper 'a'. couldn't even stay inside the lines. maybe you should just get out of here pencil 
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Nov 22, 2016 23:18
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Nice meltdown OP. Is that you pictured in the OP, OP?
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Nov 22, 2016 23:19
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you ruined my spurdo avatar immersion!
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:no! look at the garbage job it did of trying to colour in this enormous paper 'a'. couldn't even stay inside the lines. maybe you should just get out of here pencil truly abysmal, I wish graphite was poisonous so that pencil could suffer the way it's making you suffer
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