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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Ranma Fan Art posted:

motherfucker still owed me ten bucks just selfish if you ask me

he had a lot of enemies. if anyone had reason to believe his death wasn't a suicide there'd be a lot of suspects.

it was definitely suicide though. there was a note

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Jerry Mumphrey posted:

he had a lot of enemies. if anyone had reason to believe his death wasn't a suicide there'd be a lot of suspects.

it was definitely suicide though. there was a note

hope he did not make any mistakes lol

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I love the smell of freshly sharpened pencils. :kiddo:

Gucci Pour Homme was a cologne that smelled like freshly sharpened pencils

They discontinued it because who wants to smell like a pencil

I do :(

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Ranma Fan Art posted:

hope he did not make any mistakes lol

wow are you jann arden cause that was insensitive

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Jerry Mumphrey posted:

wow are you jann arden cause that was insensitive

no but I am Canadian like she is

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Ranma Fan Art posted:

no but I am Canadian like she is

me too let's form a government

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

just me you and jann

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


okay but can my friend gord come too

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth
just wanna say op has a fine jaw and his mouth would look great with a duck in it and made me remember that im definitely not straight

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


froward posted:

just wanna say op has a fine jaw and his mouth would look great with a duck in it and made me remember that im definitely not straight

lol a duck

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i didn't buy this pencil. i can't stress that enough

did you buy that haircut or that shirt?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i love peiking duck

Carrion Luggage posted:

did you buy that haircut or that shirt?

i'm not the one on trial here

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i love peiking duck


i'm not the one on trial here

we just had a meeting and we passed down felony charges on your hair so you are on trial


PLEASE SIT IN THE CHAIR AND ANSWER QUESTIONS PERTAINING TO THE ONES WE ASK

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
sorry about the depressing view from your office OP do you live in Siberia or something? what did you do to papa stalin?

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
3 pages in and i'm starting to fear that none of those writing instruments will end up in op's urethra. wtf did i even click for

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
think of happier times OP when you and pencil were best of pals.

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
maybe a little jealous ol' pencil married that whore and all of the sudden had no time for his good bud jerry mumphrey? Hm...?

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Smash it Smash hit posted:

maybe a little jealous ol' pencil married that whore and all of the sudden had no time for his good bud jerry mumphrey? Hm...?

Don't talk about venus like that!!

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Ork of Fiction posted:

Don't talk about venus like that!!

wheres the lie?

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004


is this a good trait for pencils to have??

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

also I knew exactly the type of pencil op was referencing before clicking the thread. can't make a dark line to save it's life ( :rip: ), kinda wax-y wood part. The best pencils don't shapren smoothly, the rough cut wood is where it's at

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004

Ranma Fan Art posted:

stick the pencil lead in your pee hole

oh poo poo oh poo poo oh poo poo I hope I'm not too late it's a few pages in but PLEASE make sure you DON'T do this it is very unsafe! please be careful!

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

garfield hentai posted:

oh poo poo oh poo poo oh poo poo I hope I'm not too late it's a few pages in but PLEASE make sure you DON'T do this it is very unsafe! please be careful!

i was like 2 seconds away from doing it and posting a picture so thank you friend

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


you'll rue this day garfield hentai

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

Ranma Fan Art posted:

okay but can my friend gord come too

Gordon Lightfoot wants to be head of the ministry of Edmund Fitzgerald Wreck remembering.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Ceciltron posted:

Gordon Lightfoot wants to be head of the ministry of Edmund Fitzgerald Wreck remembering.

re: this pencil, the fails of november came early

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004

Ranma Fan Art posted:

you'll rue this day garfield hentai

i'm sorry didn't mean to rain on your parade but i think the best kind of having fun is the kind where no one gets hurt i hope you understand/forgive me and we can be pals

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

re: this pencil, the fails of november came early

The legend lives on from the 6th floor on down of the Pencil Knower they call Jerry Mumphrey.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


garfield hentai posted:

i'm sorry didn't mean to rain on your parade but i think the best kind of having fun is the kind where no one gets hurt i hope you understand/forgive me and we can be pals

dgsw won't answer me will you marry me

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004

Ranma Fan Art posted:

dgsw won't answer me will you marry me

k

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



nice

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Ceciltron posted:

The legend lives on from the 6th floor on down of the Pencil Knower they call Jerry Mumphrey.

whoa my office is on the 6th floor :tinfoil:

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
where did you buy sucha lovely pencil, Stallgreens?

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

ArmZ posted:

you ruined my spurdo avatar immersion!

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
voted 5 though because the op certainly delivered and besides that garfield hentai is a wonderful username and deserves celebration

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

whoa my office is on the 6th floor :tinfoil:



:same:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Code Jockey posted:

voted 5 though because the op certainly delivered and besides that garfield hentai is a wonderful username and deserves celebration

:agreed:

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I hate writing with pens but would consider it if my only other option was that crap pencil. I'm glad it's dead.

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MrWillsauce
Mar 19, 2015

I think you killed the pencil, mumphry.

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