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shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib

MrWillsauce posted:

I think you killed the pencil, mumphry.
:eyepop:
A claim has been made!

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MrWillsauce
Mar 19, 2015

I think that mumphrey killed the pencil!

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Even if Jerry Mumphrey did kill the pencil, and I'm not saying that he did, it was really for the best. That pencil was clearly not well and needed to be put down.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


a doctor's signed note, the express permission of the first party, and the permission of the next kin if are required for cases of euthanasia

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
Christ is that what goons look like? Why am I posting on this weird rear end forum with 40 year olds...

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

ArtIsResistance posted:

Christ is that what goons look like? Why am I posting on this weird rear end forum with 40 year olds...

95% of GBS posters are 30-something alcoholics in IT, this is a well established fact.

are you sure you aren't one yourself?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


H.H posted:

95% of GBS posters are 30-something alcoholics in IT, this is a well established fact.

are you sure you aren't one yourself?

im 28 and I make pizza dough ama

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
how does alcohol fit in with that lifestyle?

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Can confirm. I got drunk every day since my Friday and now im 3 day hungover and going into work. Sometimes being a goon is hard. We only use pens at work.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

ArtIsResistance posted:

Christ is that what goons look like? Why am I posting on this weird rear end forum with 40 year olds...

we're all inching ever closer to death

and in the meantime, we discuss pencils

Ranma Fan Art posted:

im 28 and I make pizza dough ama

how high do you toss the dough when you toss and spin it, and how many times a day do you exclaim "mama mia!"?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Code Jockey posted:

we're all inching ever closer to death

and in the meantime, we discuss pencils


how high do you toss the dough when you toss and spin it, and how many times a day do you exclaim "mama mia!"?

i just make it i don't get to spin it and oh man so many

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Ranma Fan Art posted:

i just make it i don't get to spin it and oh man so many

I see, thank you

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

That looks like a pretty poo poo city you work near, sorry that you have to work near it :(

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

H.H posted:

95% of GBS posters are 30-something alcoholics in IT, this is a well established fact.

are you sure you aren't one yourself?

someone's projecting hard!!!

might I recommend some george michael to bring you back to a more innocent time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
you guys remember that game where you tried to break the other kid's pencil with yours
well i was a super dork and had a pencil that split right down the middle, so i chiseled out the graphite the whole way down except for an inch by the point, dropped a piece of dads brazing rod in there and glued it back up. lol i dominated the playground for a year with that thing

naem
May 29, 2011

Get some of these bad boys right here

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

ArtIsResistance posted:

someone's projecting hard!!!

might I recommend some george michael to bring you back to a more innocent time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

I'm not an alcoholic, I prefer to skip the drinking part and go directly to wallowing in self-loathing and regret.

The other stuff are right on the money, tho.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Jonny 290 posted:

you guys remember that game where you tried to break the other kid's pencil with yours
well i was a super dork and had a pencil that split right down the middle, so i chiseled out the graphite the whole way down except for an inch by the point, dropped a piece of dads brazing rod in there and glued it back up. lol i dominated the playground for a year with that thing

stick it in your pee hole

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

naem posted:

Get some of these bad boys right here



hell yeah these pencils fuckin own

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

hell yeah these pencils fuckin own

you know what to do

Senator Sprinkles
Aug 16, 2008

Op you are cutie patootie, let me know if you need consoling after your ordeal

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Ranma Fan Art posted:

you know what to do

*starts nodding*

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
If someone doesn't wreck their urethra I'm gonna have to change my vote

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


criscodisco posted:

If someone doesn't wreck their urethra I'm gonna have to change my vote

not it

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Im disappointed in all of you

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
i refuse to ruin good drawing pencils with genital juice

NVJ
Apr 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
My mind was also blown when I picture him as a dgsw bepis freak and he's normal

i mean if you post on here in this day and age you either have emotional, physical or mental problems

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



NVJ posted:

i mean if you post on here in this day and age you either have emotional, physical or mental problems

Pretty pro-tier post/avatar combo going on here.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
That's what you get god not going with totinos party pencils

cnut
May 3, 2016

Jerry Mumphrey posted:



lol can't erase the truth bitch

This wouldn't have happened if you had a Pink Pearl, OP.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

that looks like soviet russia out your window op you gotta get outta there it looks desolate as heck!

NVJ
Apr 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Pretty pro-tier post/avatar combo going on here.

myself included, of course!

cnut
May 3, 2016

krampster2 posted:

that looks like soviet russia out your window op you gotta get outta there it looks desolate as heck!

Looks like Toronto to me.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



why do u need pencils at the dick sucking factory

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
You still have to write down all the dicks you suck. Nearly impossible to find a dick sucking job that pays hourly

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



cum mission

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014
when you break a lovely pencil in half you actually make two shittier pencils, i feel like you're part of the problem here op

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