this pencil on my desk is a PIECE of SHIT

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this pencil?
	boo, this pencil! ^{^goku}
	yeah, this pencil!

garfield hentai: Feb 29, 2004

Ranma Fan Art posted:

stick the pencil lead in your pee hole

oh poo poo oh poo poo oh poo poo I hope I'm not too late it's a few pages in but PLEASE make sure you DON'T do this it is very unsafe! please be careful!

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garfield hentai: Feb 29, 2004

Ranma Fan Art posted:

you'll rue this day garfield hentai

i'm sorry didn't mean to rain on your parade but i think the best kind of having fun is the kind where no one gets hurt i hope you understand/forgive me and we can be pals

# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 04:38

garfield hentai: Feb 29, 2004

Ranma Fan Art posted:

dgsw won't answer me will you marry me

# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 04:47

garfield hentai: Feb 29, 2004

heh cute you have to actually make coffee

it's 2016, get a scaly keurig that no one ever cleans

# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 16:56

garfield hentai: Feb 29, 2004

criscodisco posted:

If you know the code, every one of my posts translates into a life-size ASCII printout of my full body, including this one.

code:

                ,#####,
                 #_   _#
                 |a` `a|
                 |  u  |
                 \  =  /
                 |\___/|
        ___ ____/:     :\____ ___
      .'   `.-===-\   /-===-.`   '.
     /      .-"""""-.-"""""-.      \
    /'             =:=             '\
  .'  ' .:    o   -=:=-   o    :. '  `.
  (.'   /'. '-.....-'-.....-' .'\   '.)
  /' ._/   ".     --:--     ."   \_. '\
 |  .'|      ".  ---:---  ."      |'.  |
 |  : |       |  ---:---  |       | :  |
  \ : |       |_____._____|       | : /
  /   (       |----|------|       )   \
 /... .|      |    |      |      |. ...\
|::::/'' jgs /     |       \     ''\::::|
'""""       /'    .L_      `\       """"'
           /'-.,__/` `\__..-'\
          ;      /     \      ;
          :     /       \     |
          |    /         \.   |
          |`../           |  ,/
          ( _ )           |  _)
          |   |           |   |
          |___|           \___|
          :===|            |==|
           \  /            |__|
           /\/\           /"""`8.__
           |oo|           \__.//___)
           |==|
           \__/

whoa drat

# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 17:58

garfield hentai: Feb 29, 2004

thank you also i've made probably ten posts total from 2004-2015

# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 18:08

garfield hentai: Feb 29, 2004

looks like you're off the hook, good thing cuz trials take a really long time/boring/they don't let you bring your phone into the courtroom unless you're an attorney

edit i meant for the trial thing you're probably in trouble for that other thing being killed is even more unpleasant than court afaik

edit2 i like that you have a rolodex it shows you as a man of class and character and good organizational skills to boot

garfield hentai fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Nov 23, 2016

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garfield hentai: Feb 29, 2004

Code Jockey posted:

this pic's a keeper off to the Collection

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garfield hentai: Feb 29, 2004

lazorexplosion posted:

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