Sex is like... a computer

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MrWillsauce

I didn't let my usb out for air

# ? Nov 24, 2016 16:56

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 01:04

Gatekeeper: He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

social vegan posted:

*the last scene of requiem for a dream starts, old fat white men sweat as they holler, spit launching from their mouths while they sit semi circle around two computers sitting back to back and connected wirelessly chanting "p2P"*

lmfao

# ? Nov 25, 2016 16:14

joke_explainer

They say there's 8 bits in a byte. draw your own conclusions.

# ? Nov 26, 2016 00:25

joke_explainer

You slot RAM in your motherboard, so that you will have more available memory for additional processes.

this is kind of a rough prompt *pages through glossary of computer terms*

# ? Nov 26, 2016 00:27

myDad: ce n'est pas ma m�re

social vegan posted:

*the last scene of requiem for a dream starts, old fat white men sweat as they holler, spit launching from their mouths while they sit semi circle around two computers sitting back to back and connected wirelessly chanting "p2P"*

lol

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# ? Nov 26, 2016 03:42

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

More like a.... cum pooter

# ? Nov 26, 2016 05:07

Macnult

I feel really good when I'm on the computer

# ? Nov 26, 2016 19:07

bare bottom pancakes: Production: Complete

having a computer is the most alright a person can feel

# ? Nov 26, 2016 20:56

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

bare bottom pancakes posted:

having a computer is the most alright a person can feel

i really like to get "on line" but you gotta watch out for malware so hash it before you commit ok

# ? Nov 28, 2016 19:09

eonwe

bare bottom pancakes posted:

having a computer is the most alright a person can feel

you're telling me. you hit 'submit reply' and then you just feel bliss.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 00:43

Anoia: "Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."

I have spent my life jamming female connectors together. I'm going to hell.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 00:45

eonwe

Anoia posted:

I have spent my life jamming female connectors together. I'm going to hell.

they build double sided female to female connectors for that, its 2016. manufacturers know we like to get a little wild.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 00:51

Piso Mojado

Loading program [c:/sex.exe]....DONE!

Awaiting user input....

# ? Nov 29, 2016 04:53

alnilam

Piso Mojado posted:

Loading program [c:/sex.exe]....DONE!

Awaiting user input....

sometimes when i just need a quickie i run a little batch script I wrote that takes care of everything in a few seconds

# ? Nov 29, 2016 13:15

I Was The Fury: Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Piso Mojado posted:

Loading program [c:/sex.exe]....DONE!

Awaiting user input....

Awaiting user input....

Awaiting user input....

Awaiting user input....

Seriously is it in yet? I don't compute anything.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 17:27

FutonForensic

"hi, I'm a pc" John Hodgman slowly goes prone and begins dispassionately humping a yellowed desktop computer, missionary style. there's no real love here

"and I'm a mac" Justin Long is going loving bonkers on this MacBook. He's doing a page from the Karma Sutra every five seconds. he's loving like a ragdoll body from a videogame that got glitched out and is flying all over the place. he's turned computer lovemaking into modern art

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:07

alnilam

I Was The Fury posted:

Awaiting user input....

Awaiting user input....

Awaiting user input....

Seriously is it in yet? I don't compute anything.

FutonForensic posted:

"hi, I'm a pc" John Hodgman slowly goes prone and begins dispassionately humping a yellowed desktop computer, missionary style. there's no real love here

"and I'm a mac" Justin Long is going loving bonkers on this MacBook. He's doing a page from the Karma Sutra every five seconds. he's loving like a ragdoll body from a videogame that got glitched out and is flying all over the place. he's turned computer lovemaking into modern art

# ? Nov 29, 2016 18:54

Android Blues

FutonForensic posted:

"hi, I'm a pc" John Hodgman slowly goes prone and begins dispassionately humping a yellowed desktop computer, missionary style. there's no real love here

"and I'm a mac" Justin Long is going loving bonkers on this MacBook. He's doing a page from the Karma Sutra every five seconds. he's loving like a ragdoll body from a videogame that got glitched out and is flying all over the place. he's turned computer lovemaking into modern art

# ? Nov 29, 2016 20:25

OldAlias

eonwe posted:

nobody will take my 3.5" floppy

i miss the old fashioned guys who'd hold the door for me and send me dick pics on floppy disk

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# ? Nov 29, 2016 23:25

bare bottom pancakes: Production: Complete

FutonForensic posted:

"hi, I'm a pc" John Hodgman slowly goes prone and begins dispassionately humping a yellowed desktop computer, missionary style. there's no real love here

"and I'm a mac" Justin Long is going loving bonkers on this MacBook. He's doing a page from the Karma Sutra every five seconds. he's loving like a ragdoll body from a videogame that got glitched out and is flying all over the place. he's turned computer lovemaking into modern art

# ? Nov 30, 2016 03:12