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Skelton Vineyards - Bone-dry attack, light body with clanky notes, finishes with hints of marrow and sage. |
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Cherry notes in a dark melody with salty, tear-like finish. Pairs great with breakups.
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Nov 25, 2016 21:08
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F'taghn Winery Cabernet Sauvignon 2014 - All who have tasted it have looked at the very face of madness, and can no longer speak. Said to have a bitter finish. [96 on Wine Enthusiast - Editor's Choice]
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Nov 25, 2016 21:13
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[sipping slowly] This wine? This is a '97 Cabernet Sauvignon, from a small Bordeaux vineyard. There are hints of coffee, black cherry, a gentle woodiness, and your brother's cock. [setting the glass down] Yes, that's right. You heard me. You loving heard me! Fifteen years, Stephen. Fifteen long, cold years. Tell me again how important your work is. Go on. Say it! Tell me how I should wait for you night after night after night with a glass of your expensive wine in my hand in this empty house. Did you think the Cabernet was worth it, Stephen? [throws the glass across the room, where it shatters] Did you? Mark cared about me. Mark made me feel like a woman again, a real woman! Oh, what are you going to do? Is that your gun, important man? Are you going to shoot me in the heart? Go on, then! Do it! Pull the trigger! Show me something still beats in my chest! Stephen! Pull the god drat tri-- [at this point, the speaker is ejected from the 2016 Junior Oregon Sommeliers Competition] |
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Nov 25, 2016 23:55
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Piquant notes of elderberry, hickory, with a fiery finish of 91 octane exxon-mobíl. |
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Nov 26, 2016 00:29
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I like my girls like I like my wine. Rich, dry, well-balanced, strong and full-bodied with a deep ruby red color. A deep cedar and blackcurrant flavor with intense fruit and mellow tannins with just a hint of vanilla oak.
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Nov 26, 2016 00:42
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A rich dry wine. Well-balanced, strong and full-bodied with a deep onyx black color. Coats the inside of your mouth completely, coursing into your stomach. You can feel it spreading through your whole body, an acrid, piercing burn instantly affecting your cognition as your body struggles to hold onto reality. Deep hallucinations descend on you as your liver is destroyed and ammonia rushes through your bloodstream. [89 on Wine Enthusiast] |
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Nov 26, 2016 00:48
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vanisher posted:I like my girls like I like my wine. Rich, dry, well-balanced, strong and full-bodied with a deep ruby red color. A deep cedar and blackcurrant flavor with intense fruit and mellow tannins with just a hint of vanilla oak. What I love about this is that you clearly googled 'wine description' just like me 
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Nov 26, 2016 00:50
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joke_explainer posted:What I love about this is that you clearly googled 'wine description' just like me doxxed but I deserved it e: also kind of funny (high five lazy comedy buddy) vanisher fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Nov 26, 2016
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Nov 26, 2016 00:53
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Starts out with strong flavors of vitreous humour and oak notes, well-balanced, aqueous finish that will leave you with +2 visual acuity for 2d6 rounds.
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Nov 26, 2016 00:56
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*sip* IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE YOUR UNCLE AGAIN, LEAVE $250,000 IN CASH BY THE BUS STOP ON PEACHTREE AVE. oh my god... this wine has notes of ransom
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Nov 26, 2016 01:08
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FutonForensic posted:*sip* IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE YOUR UNCLE AGAIN, LEAVE $250,000 IN CASH BY THE BUS STOP ON PEACHTREE AVE. |
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Nov 26, 2016 01:24
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an incredibly sweet yet lacking taste, completely devoid of any bitterness yet reminiscent of something and filled with nostalgia, Welch's Grape Juice also comes in a family-size container now. buy one, get one free!
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Nov 26, 2016 02:21
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It comes in strong with a very starbright cyanide flavor, which segues nicely into a melody of earthy arsenic. [removes blindfold and realize someone has switched my Chateau Montverde '95 with a frothing green test tube]
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Nov 26, 2016 02:44
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this wine tastes like loving garbage |
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Nov 26, 2016 03:41
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Farecoal posted:this wine tastes like loving garbage You're too kind. |
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Nov 26, 2016 06:13
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this wine is made from potatoes. It is clear and significantly stronger than grape-based wine preparations.
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Nov 26, 2016 07:28
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hmm... the first thing this drop reminds me of is.. green. the color of envy. then i get subtle notes of secret meetings at the marina... a hint of gunpowder, and finishing notes of... blood. ...they say revenge is a dish best served cold, like this fine red wine you've shared with us. but if you were half the sommelier you claim to be, you'd have known that red wine is best served at room temperature, and never on a boat, which leads me to believe that you, sir, are no sommelier - you are a murderer. free Trapt CD fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Nov 26, 2016 ~sig~ |
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Nov 26, 2016 15:43
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warm, subtly sweet notes of pear and lemon vibrancy meld with oaky smoothness and the smokiness of despair. the palate feels the groan of humanity under the weight of its full-bodied sin; this marrow-boned hedonism in which we feel compelled to participate, sweating and heaving with the rhythm of an afternoon forest in autumn, with a quietly sweet cedar and apple finish. beringer is making some weird stuff these days.
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Nov 26, 2016 20:39
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This here's fetid garbage water. 0 proof, it'll sicken you for drat sure. You'll gag and retch the moment you catch a whiff of this awful death piss. I pretty much live on it. |
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Nov 26, 2016 20:53
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*sip* Yup, that's wine alright
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Nov 26, 2016 21:01
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At first it was like a high pitched wail punctuated with complaints, but then it gradually weakened into a soft whimper. |
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Nov 26, 2016 21:03
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:This here's fetid garbage water. 0 proof, it'll sicken you for drat sure. You'll gag and retch the moment you catch a whiff of this awful death piss. I pretty much live on it. finally something good! Bring three bottles! |
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Nov 26, 2016 23:34
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:This here's fetid garbage water. 0 proof, it'll sicken you for drat sure. You'll gag and retch the moment you catch a whiff of this awful death piss. I pretty much live on it. |
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Nov 27, 2016 00:44
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*sniff* A metallic bouquet. *sip* Sand dry and smoky. Yet it seems somehow... radiant. No, radioactive. Perhaps even mutagenic. With notes of apocalypse... Ah, of course! Vintage 2038, from the undifferentiable expanse of the Charred Waste.
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Nov 27, 2016 01:19
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the sip unravels itself with a lush blanket of unfair treatment. Poking through this elaborate atmosphere, you sense hints of insisting your parents like your sister more than you. As the aroma hits your nose, the deep notes of not understanding why your mom won't buy you pokemon moon set in. Finally, the flavours cascade to a dry finish of insisting everyone else at school has pokemon moon. |
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Nov 27, 2016 01:20
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The whole experience finishes intensely bitter. On second thought, maybe I do want cheese with this wine, mom |
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Nov 27, 2016 01:21
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Proceeds to spend way to much time being a wine enthusiast during communion. A line is building up but I detect subtle notes of pear.
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Nov 27, 2016 02:38
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im picking up some subtle notes of jesus |
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Nov 27, 2016 03:21
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social vegan posted:the sip unravels itself with a lush blanket of unfair treatment. Poking through this elaborate atmosphere, you sense hints of insisting your parents like your sister more than you. As the aroma hits your nose, the deep notes of not understanding why your mom won't buy you pokemon moon set in. Finally, the flavours cascade to a dry finish of insisting everyone else at school has pokemon moon. social vegan posted:The whole experience finishes intensely bitter. On second thought, maybe I do want cheese with this wine, mom
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Nov 27, 2016 03:24
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palliative but disrespectful with a carbonated resin finish.
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Nov 27, 2016 03:31
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fed up with sommeliers, the vintner pours a 50 gallon drum of Tang into this years vintage
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Nov 27, 2016 03:55
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GWM seeks FWB with subtle fruity undertones. Prefer slight nutty aroma with lingering notes of musk. Please don't mention my tawny nose.
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Nov 27, 2016 04:27
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Ya it's been aged 5 weeks for an open gatorade bottle...somewhere...around here...hm |
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Nov 27, 2016 04:56
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*sipping wine at a classy party* "This tastes like old- rear end grapes and piss water." *everyone scowls, starts pulling out switchblades and brass knuckles and walking toward me ominously* "uh, i mean, notes of old- rear end grape and some kind of olive poo poo dancing on my palate. A subtle hint of piss- swill water from the earthy banks of the mississippi." *everyone nods and backs away* |
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Nov 27, 2016 11:09
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social vegan posted:The whole experience finishes intensely bitter. On second thought, maybe I do want cheese with this wine, mom ---------------- |
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Nov 27, 2016 13:27
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at first taste it is tart...notes of lemonpeel, up. childhood, up. sitting around a beach, up. the lime hits the palate now, up. Higher, it runs along my tongue, up. Up again! something is missing yet still... throw it out boys its a bad batch 
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Nov 27, 2016 13:32
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*sniffs* I'm getting a strong aroma of weed let's just uh hmmm, hm, it runs through my fingers like weed too and just one last...*coughs* hmm hm yes it has this almost entirely smoky mouthfeel and oh my, oh my, well, I'd say it tastes just like weed *continues to orate to empty apartment* |
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Nov 27, 2016 14:39
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FactsAreUseless posted:[sipping slowly] This wine? This is a '97 Cabernet Sauvignon, from a small Bordeaux vineyard. There are hints of coffee, black cherry, a gentle woodiness, and your brother's cock. [setting the glass down] Yes, that's right. You heard me. You loving heard me! Fifteen years, Stephen. Fifteen long, cold years. Tell me again how important your work is. Go on. Say it! Tell me how I should wait for you night after night after night with a glass of your expensive wine in my hand in this empty house. Did you think the Cabernet was worth it, Stephen? [throws the glass across the room, where it shatters] Did you? Mark cared about me. Mark made me feel like a woman again, a real woman! Oh, what are you going to do? Is that your gun, important man? Are you going to shoot me in the heart? Go on, then! Do it! Pull the trigger! Show me something still beats in my chest! Stephen! Pull the god drat tri--
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Nov 27, 2016 16:22
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BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness
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