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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Noun: 320 grit sandpaper

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


noun, food: sunchoke


Farecoal

There he go
noun: plane

alnilam

Farecoal posted:

noun: plane

Sorry no more nouns but need adj or number

symbolic

number: pi

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
I don't want to sound like a wine snob but... this is some really good poo poo

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


alnilam posted:

Sorry no more nouns but need adj or number

adj: weedly


Three-Phase

by zen death robot
Topology: 1-manifold

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alnilam


That's an adverb but I'll take it

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


alnilam posted:

That's an adverb but I'll take it

weedish then


alnilam

This 1-manifold offering is gristly yet macabre, jealous notes with hints of 32 grit sandpaper and a weedish finish. Pairs great with spaghetti-Os, sunchoke, or ghost riding the whip. (3.14159 on wine enthusiast)

social vegan



hefty, solid, translucent, suggestively shaped oh the wine's inside?

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


alnilam posted:

This 1-manifold offering is gristly yet macabre, jealous notes with hints of 32 grit sandpaper and a weedish finish. Pairs great with spaghetti-Os, sunchoke, or ghost riding the whip. (3.14159 on wine enthusiast)

:golfclap:


Im Ready for DEATH

it's a black fly in your chardonnay

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


ah, notes of sodium pentothal and roses, with a sickly-sweet finish, reminiscent of a death row pardon, two minutes too late.


social vegan



worst beer I've ever drank. better than busch

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


alnilam posted:

This 1-manifold offering is gristly yet macabre, jealous notes with hints of 32 grit sandpaper and a weedish finish. Pairs great with spaghetti-Os, sunchoke, or ghost riding the whip. (3.14159 on wine enthusiast)

Robot Made of Meat

The last thing I recall about this wine was its cherry finish, and the faint boquet of rohypnal . . . .


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vanisher

alnilam posted:

This 1-manifold offering is gristly yet macabre, jealous notes with hints of 32 grit sandpaper and a weedish finish. Pairs great with spaghetti-Os, sunchoke, or ghost riding the whip. (3.14159 on wine enthusiast)



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Ork of Fiction
Hmmm.. I detect oscillating notes of acid with a bright finish.. lots of attack and sustain.. sweet staccato rhythms with an earthy bass tone underneath. [3.5/5 Pitchfork]

Ork of Fiction
I really like this wine, thank you! (ME -> :))

LawfulWaffle

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
I like to drink wine by filtering it through my teeth to keep the ice cubes out. The slurping sounds you hear are indicative of my sophisticated enjoyment of the adult beverage. Let the ice sit and melt in the glass when you're done to get a surprise second drink!

LawfulWaffle

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
I keep sending informative video pitches of me taking a bag of Franzia out of the box and piercing it with a crazy straw to Capri Sun Inc but those idiots just want to leave money on the table

Rushi

by Smythe
I just can't stand anyone who drinks a non vintage sobe from a non-glass bottle *scoff*

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Twenty Four


*Sits down at fancy wine tasting party*

*Starts pounding on the table and chanting "CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!"*

Three-Phase

by zen death robot
I can't quite tell if it has hints of contact cleaner or just regular WD-40.

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The X-man cometh
Why is it always hints of oak, and never maple, ash, or pine?

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LawfulWaffle

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
This vintage has distinct tones of ash and Pine-sol

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