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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > wine descriptions
 
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Android Blues

Im Ready for DEATH posted:

This here's fetid garbage water. 0 proof, it'll sicken you for drat sure. You'll gag and retch the moment you catch a whiff of this awful death piss. I pretty much live on it.
* # ¿ Nov 27, 2016 00:44
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Android Blues

 oaky. oaky. oaky.. *pouring arsenic into throat* oaky.. hints of *choking back tears*

* # ¿ Nov 30, 2016 15:56
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Android Blues

 fruity and dry. wait, this is raisins

* # ¿ Dec 1, 2016 14:23
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Android Blues

 full-bodied...invigorating...perhaps a beaujolais...? *lowering bottle with a milk moustache on upper lip*

* # ¿ Dec 1, 2016 14:24
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Android Blues

Vynar posted:

Last year for Christmas I got someone some Grateful Dead bacon wine. I would imagine that it tasted of bacon. The Amazon page said "Tasting Notes
A distincively unique mix of black cherries and peppered bacon with a velvety vanilla and caramel finish."

*swirling bouquet* hmm... le epic, with subtle follies of jazz fusion...ah, yes. This is Grateful Dead bacon wine.

* # ¿ Dec 1, 2016 21:16
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