FactsAreUseless posted:

[sipping slowly] This wine? This is a '97 Cabernet Sauvignon, from a small Bordeaux vineyard. There are hints of coffee, black cherry, a gentle woodiness, and your brother's cock. [setting the glass down] Yes, that's right. You heard me. You loving heard me! Fifteen years, Stephen. Fifteen long, cold years. Tell me again how important your work is. Go on. Say it! Tell me how I should wait for you night after night after night with a glass of your expensive wine in my hand in this empty house. Did you think the Cabernet was worth it, Stephen? [throws the glass across the room, where it shatters] Did you? Mark cared about me. Mark made me feel like a woman again, a real woman! Oh, what are you going to do? Is that your gun, important man? Are you going to shoot me in the heart? Go on, then! Do it! Pull the trigger! Show me something still beats in my chest! Stephen! Pull the god drat tri--

[at this point, the speaker is ejected from the 2016 Junior Oregon Sommeliers Competition]