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alnilam

Skelton Vineyards - Bone-dry attack, light body with clanky notes, finishes with hints of marrow and sage.

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alnilam

Cherry notes in a dark melody with salty, tear-like finish. Pairs great with breakups.



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alnilam

F'taghn Winery Cabernet Sauvignon 2014 - All who have tasted it have looked at the very face of madness, and can no longer speak. Said to have a bitter finish. [96 on Wine Enthusiast - Editor's Choice]



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alnilam

Starts out with strong flavors of vitreous humour and oak notes, well-balanced, aqueous finish that will leave you with +2 visual acuity for 2d6 rounds.



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alnilam

*pushes up glasses* aaackshually it's just water (colorless) with a colloidal suspension of various organic compounds that create a red appearance

alnilam

social vegan posted:

tastes like red koolaid that's been held at room temp for 2, no wait, 3 days drank out of my roommate's "getting lucky in Kentucky" novelty pint glass oh hey how about that

alnilam

Farecoal posted:

This wine tastes like... memes??

Vintner: le :troll:

alnilam

Farecoal posted:

i like my wine to have notes of neckbeard. subtle hints of body odor, and if one "listens" closely to the flavor, as it were, it might be possible to "hear" the slightest touch of But I'm A Nice Guy

why do girls always go for the muscular cab savs while i, an inventive and bold yet refreshing pinot / syrah, am relegated to the Blend Zone

alnilam

wine libs:
I need (one poster at a time please)
adj
adj
adj
noun
adj
noun, food
noun, food
noun, activity
number

alnilam

Okay still need:
noun
adj
noun, food
Numnbwr

alnilam

Farecoal posted:

noun: plane

Sorry no more nouns but need adj or number

alnilam


That's an adverb but I'll take it

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alnilam

This 1-manifold offering is gristly yet macabre, jealous notes with hints of 32 grit sandpaper and a weedish finish. Pairs great with spaghetti-Os, sunchoke, or ghost riding the whip. (3.14159 on wine enthusiast)

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