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Piquant notes of elderberry, hickory, with a fiery finish of 91 octane exxon-mobíl.

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A rich dry wine. Well-balanced, strong and full-bodied with a deep onyx black color. Coats the inside of your mouth completely, coursing into your stomach. You can feel it spreading through your whole body, an acrid, piercing burn instantly affecting your cognition as your body struggles to hold onto reality. Deep hallucinations descend on you as your liver is destroyed and ammonia rushes through your bloodstream. [89 on Wine Enthusiast]

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vanisher posted:

I like my girls like I like my wine. Rich, dry, well-balanced, strong and full-bodied with a deep ruby red color. A deep cedar and blackcurrant flavor with intense fruit and mellow tannins with just a hint of vanilla oak.

What I love about this is that you clearly googled 'wine description' just like me :awesomelon:

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