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Plebian Parasite

It comes in strong with a very starbright cyanide flavor, which segues nicely into a melody of earthy arsenic. [removes blindfold and realize someone has switched my Chateau Montverde '95 with a frothing green test tube]

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Plebian Parasite

fed up with sommeliers, the vintner pours a 50 gallon drum of Tang into this years vintage

Plebian Parasite

My palate is too refined and now I can't help tasting undertones of bile and rotting meat in my own saliva.

Plebian Parasite

*me, bleary eyed after finishing a box of wine in one go* It had...uh...*heavy breathing* a very robust *weird gurgling* a robust...um...amount. *series of burps*

Plebian Parasite

noun activity: ghost riding the whip

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