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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


warm, subtly sweet notes of pear and lemon vibrancy meld with oaky smoothness and the smokiness of despair. the palate feels the groan of humanity under the weight of its full-bodied sin; this marrow-boned hedonism in which we feel compelled to participate, sweating and heaving with the rhythm of an afternoon forest in autumn, with a quietly sweet cedar and apple finish. beringer is making some weird stuff these days.


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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


social vegan posted:

the sip unravels itself with a lush blanket of unfair treatment. Poking through this elaborate atmosphere, you sense hints of insisting your parents like your sister more than you. As the aroma hits your nose, the deep notes of not understanding why your mom won't buy you pokemon moon set in. Finally, the flavours cascade to a dry finish of insisting everyone else at school has pokemon moon.


social vegan posted:

The whole experience finishes intensely bitter. On second thought, maybe I do want cheese with this wine, mom


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


palliative but disrespectful with a carbonated resin finish.


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


adj: macabre


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


noun, food: sunchoke


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


alnilam posted:

Sorry no more nouns but need adj or number

adj: weedly


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


alnilam posted:

That's an adverb but I'll take it

weedish then


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


alnilam posted:

This 1-manifold offering is gristly yet macabre, jealous notes with hints of 32 grit sandpaper and a weedish finish. Pairs great with spaghetti-Os, sunchoke, or ghost riding the whip. (3.14159 on wine enthusiast)

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


ah, notes of sodium pentothal and roses, with a sickly-sweet finish, reminiscent of a death row pardon, two minutes too late.


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