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the sip unravels itself with a lush blanket of unfair treatment. Poking through this elaborate atmosphere, you sense hints of insisting your parents like your sister more than you. As the aroma hits your nose, the deep notes of not understanding why your mom won't buy you pokemon moon set in. Finally, the flavours cascade to a dry finish of insisting everyone else at school has pokemon moon.
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The whole experience finishes intensely bitter. On second thought, maybe I do want cheese with this wine, mom
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Nov 27, 2016 01:21
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Ya it's been aged 5 weeks for an open gatorade bottle...somewhere...around here...hm
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Nov 27, 2016 04:56
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*sniffs* I'm getting a strong aroma of weed let's just uh hmmm, hm, it runs through my fingers like weed too and just one last...*coughs* hmm hm yes it has this almost entirely smoky mouthfeel and oh my, oh my, well, I'd say it tastes just like weed *continues to orate to empty apartment*
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Nov 27, 2016 14:39
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eugh it tastes like someone let a bunch of grapes rot in a barrel i think this one's bad
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Nov 30, 2016 13:10
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the finish on this cardboard is immaculate, beautiful graphic work, well sized for my fridge
*sweating three hours later*
confusing tap instructions
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Nov 30, 2016 16:21
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*coughs mid-review onto a plate* oh nice this one has a temporary tattoo in every bottle
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Dec 1, 2016 13:24
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tastes like red koolaid that's been held at room temp for 2, no wait, 3 days drank out of my roommate's "getting lucky in Kentucky" novelty pint glass oh hey how about that
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Dec 1, 2016 14:39
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my hoity toity friends: egad social vegan, you've described the pure essence of this cabernet flawlessly, I almost feel the wine's aura achieving resonance with my own, an experience beyond simple gustatory transduction
me: ha ha ha thank you charles, I don't know what else you'd expect, I am a masterful wine somalia
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Dec 1, 2016 15:35
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hefty, solid, translucent, suggestively shaped oh the wine's inside?
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Dec 19, 2016 04:59
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worst beer I've ever drank. better than busch
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