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C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Applewhite posted:

Technically that's true but I don't see what they have to do with Moana.

Come on man that island had bedroom eyes

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laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Apparently Moana is a name of popular Italian pornstar so the changed the title of the movie to Oceania there lmao

Actually want to see this movie, even The Good Dinosaur which was apparently "bad" was quite good

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

laserghost posted:

Apparently Moana is a name of popular Italian pornstar so the changed the title of the movie to Oceania there lmao

Actually want to see this movie, even The Good Dinosaur which was apparently "bad" was quite good

I will agree to differ with you RE: the Good Dinosaur. I thought it was very bad.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Applewhite posted:

Art is art and it is disgusting that we try to impose today's values on yesterday's creators.
:agreed:

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

What you didn't like about it? I'm legit curious, because outside of some weird mood shifts I thought it was fine. Only like the writers weren't sure if the move is supposed to be for kiddies or slightly older kids.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I saw Moana over the weekend as well during a rare rainy day. The popcorn game was maybe a B+ at best and I smuggled in my own water so I can't rate that. The movie itself was very charming and enjoyable. Maui was the best character and I loved the chemistry he had with Moana (not romantic but good friends giving each other poo poo chemistry). It is fun for the whole family but it's also fun for anyone who wants to watch Moana.

I also learned that The Rock can sing very well. Worth ticket price.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

I wanted to see Moana but got dragged to Trolls because my son's friend invited him. Oh god it was loving awful. Like in every way possible awful.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

All disney franchises have no idea how to do villians or good conflict

Their animation dept, marvel, star wars. All have terrible villians now

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Trolls is substantially more thematically coherent than Moana.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

NPR can kiss my pasty white rear end.

People these days act as if it was only in the 2010s that we discovered political correctness and tolerance.

"Before us all the world was mad. We invented happiness."

gently caress right off with that poo poo. Art is art and it is disgusting that we try to impose today's values on yesterday's creators.

Can totally judge people for stuff like this though. Being racist in 1950 is still racist.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Applewhite posted:

Walt was actually a very good and accepting guy by the standards of his era and he was a genius to boot. People should cut him more slack, IMO.

Walt cultist spotted. I can tell cuz I worked at WDW and met walt cultists erryday who WOULD NOT shut the gently caress up about walt the man, the dreamer! The saint!

Roy deserves more praise out of the two of em imo. He might not have been the visionary of the pair but he was the numbers guy who made stuff actually work, and as a bonus he was gay as all hell.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Applewhite posted:

I will agree to differ with you RE: the Good Dinosaur. I thought it was very bad.

The Good Dinosaur was not very good. The scenery and landscapes were absolutely stunning though. Maybe they should have just left out the dinosaurs.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Jastiger posted:

Can totally judge people for stuff like this though. Being racist in 1950 is still racist.

Yeah but then we'd have to call Tolkien a racist.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

SHISHKABOB posted:

Yeah but then we'd have to call Tolkien a racist.

He was racist. Its ok you can admit it. It wont hurt his feelings.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Nathilus posted:

He was racist. Its ok you can admit it. It wont hurt his feelings.

Yup. Good stories and can get thr context in which hr was writing, but its still racist.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

like a cigarette should posted:

I saw Moana over the weekend as well during a rare rainy day. The popcorn game was maybe a B+ at best and I smuggled in my own water so I can't rate that. The movie itself was very charming and enjoyable. Maui was the best character and I loved the chemistry he had with Moana (not romantic but good friends giving each other poo poo chemistry). It is fun for the whole family but it's also fun for anyone who wants to watch Moana.

I also learned that The Rock can sing very well. Worth ticket price.

The Rock sang all the time back when he wrassled.


https://youtu.be/FRYigLw5aw8?t=555

FogHelmut fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Nov 27, 2016

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

FogHelmut posted:

The Rock sang all the time back when he wrassled.

I have never watched wrestling but his song in the Moana movie is very good and catchy.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Op, do you think a single, near 40 year old man, would enjoy seeing this film alone?

Asking for a friend.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


VendaGoat posted:

Op, do you think a single, near 40 year old man, would enjoy seeing this film alone?

Asking for a friend.

Before answering this question op will probably need to know if this single, near 40 year old man owns a flask.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

MiracleWhale posted:

Before answering this question op will probably need to know if this single, near 40 year old man owns a flask.

Affirmative.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Applewhite posted:

Finding Polynesian women beautiful is not a "fetish" it is healthy and natural. Find me a person who doesn't think Polynesians are beautiful and I'll show you a real freak.

That girl is like 13.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Applewhite posted:

I will agree to differ with you RE: the Good Dinosaur. I thought it was very bad.

I enjoyed it to an extent but I also think I disliked it because I never, ever liked Disney's "frontier" movies like Old Yeller or Davy Crockett even when I was a kid.

When I realized that was basically what the movie was (except with dinosaurs), half my brain checked out. drat stunning animation though.

Theokotos
Jan 22, 2015

Fallen Rib
For some reason seeing posters and screenshots for Moana turned me off, but then seeing how everything looked in movement (gorgeous) in a commercial got me really interested in it. I'm almost more eager to see it just to figure out why those still images failed to grab me. Maybe it was just lovely poster design; they were pretty boring compositionally, and iirc the "Moana" logo wasn't exciting.

Glad to hear it's good, op, I'll add it to my list.

yippeekiyaymf
May 16, 2002

You seriously have issues.

Go catch more racoons in a net and step away from the computer.

Applewhite posted:

True dat. I find myself humming "Mother knows best" all the time.

Poor Unfortunate Souls is the best villain song.

Erethizon_dorsatum
Nov 14, 2009

yippeekiyaymf posted:

Poor Unfortunate Souls is the best villain song.

Agreed. Ursula was a kick rear end villain in general too.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Mother Goethel and her Mother Knows Best song is really good too. The reprise is surprisingly menacing too.

naem
May 29, 2011

SHISHKABOB posted:

Yeah but then we'd have to call Tolkien a racist.

As an ork I am highly offended

CRINDY
Sep 23, 2010

forget about ur worries and ur strife

MiracleWhale posted:

Before answering this question op will probably need to know if this single, near 40 year old man owns a flask.

VendaGoat posted:

Op, do you think a single, near 40 year old man, would enjoy seeing this film alone?

Asking for a friend.

if you go to a late showtime no one will give a gently caress, there were 11 people at my 9:40p showtime last night

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
*In seductive radio host baritone* So yeah, I went to see "rear end Movie" in the theaters this weekend and it was fantastic. Just a fantastic movie. So yeah if you're out and about and looking for somethig to do, definitely treat yourself. Go see it. For those just joining us, we're talking *leans closer to mic* rear end movie and I'm here all night.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Just got back from the movie theater where I watched Disneys "rear end Movie" - the new animated movie with dancing, singing asses.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Radio trailer guy voice:

This summer,

*the camera pans over an rear end in shades lying in a deck chair at a pool, when suddenly a grenade is lobbed over the wall and lands on it.

radio trailer guy voice: you might need some rear end-istance.

*cut to close up of rear end dangling over a sheer cliff face*

rear end: I need some rear end-istance!

I blame Disney
Sep 30, 2016

They know what they did
I hope Moana does really bad at the box office so that Disney goes back to peddling talking animals asap, that's where the big money's at!

I hear they're already planning to give the lion king the live-action treatment like they did with the jungle book.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

I blame Disney posted:

I hope Moana does really bad at the box office so that Disney goes back to peddling talking animals asap, that's where the big money's at!

I hear they're already planning to give the lion king the live-action treatment like they did with the jungle book.

So how many different Disney plushies have you cut holes into and had sex with, dude?

I blame Disney
Sep 30, 2016

They know what they did
It's a platonic love, I assure you

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


I blame Disney posted:

I hope Moana does really bad at the box office so that Disney goes back to peddling talking animals asap, that's where the big money's at!

I hear they're already planning to give the lion king the live-action treatment like they did with the jungle book.

Examining your post, username, and avatar, I have concluded that you probably experience a lot of inner turmoil and self-directed aggression every time you put on your fursuit.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

MiracleWhale posted:

Examining your post, username, and avatar, I have concluded that you probably experience a lot of inner turmoil and self-directed aggression every time you put on your fursuit.

The dude is definitely sexually attracted to disney characters.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
I know because people are always sexually attracted to whatever is in their avatars. I know I am.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Minimalist Program posted:

I know because people are always sexually attracted to whatever is in their avatars. I know I am.

Oh man, I sure loving am.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Minimalist Program posted:

I know because people are always sexually attracted to whatever is in their avatars. I know I am.

:same:

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reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
cartoons are for babies so i dont watch them

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