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alright who's the joker who built not one, but FIVE mrs doubtfire hosts.
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analysis: why do all hosts reboot and update on the 21st of September? who chose that date?
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Boiled Water posted:analysis: why do all hosts reboot and update on the 21st of September? who chose that date? *all eyes turn to the neckbearded european*
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Cocoa Crispies posted:*furiously jams "ROBIN WILLIAMS WORLD" card in suggestion box* sorry, again, we tried TOYSWorld but the guests complained the elephant was too frequent and the hosts too obvious
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I'm about to quit over supervising the interns' migrating all the source code just to do a cute rebranding of all UTF-8 renderings of \\✓/ to \W/. Like, nobody cares, and I don't need to keep explaining how to escape backslashes.
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Boiled Water posted:analysis: why do all hosts reboot and update on the 21st of September? who chose that date? earth wind and fire day?
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Dec 10, 2016 16:44
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Powaqoatse posted:alright who's the joker who built not one, but FIVE mrs doubtfire hosts. i'm still trying to figure out who tasked ConDiv with building an entire replica of Saigon so that they could do Good Morning Vietnam
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Dec 10, 2016 19:16
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apparently the FBI was here in the aftermath of the incident. they were really interested in any details anyone could come up with regarding Ford, especially his eating habits for some reason? whole thing makes me nervous. left a card for an 'Agent Clarice Starling', saying to call if anything occurs.
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Dec 10, 2016 21:40
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I'm sorry but while they're much nicer looking we've had to pull the Apple hosts from the park after repeated complaints about unfamiliar ports.
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crusader_complex posted:apparently the FBI was here in the aftermath of the incident. they were really interested in any details anyone could come up with regarding Ford, especially his eating habits for some reason? whole thing makes me nervous. left a card for an 'Agent Clarice Starling', saying to call if anything occurs.
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ahmeni posted:I'm sorry but while they're much nicer looking we've had to pull the Apple hosts from the park after repeated complaints about unfamiliar ports. at least they don't randomly self-immolate like the sarnsung hosts. guests aren't fireproof and printing a whole new host is 🤑
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Dec 11, 2016 01:23
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@Ford @Arnold Query: Do hosts really need buttholes?
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Siljmonster posted:@Ford @Arnold Query: Do hosts really need buttholes? the head of Sex and Body Fluids just had a conniption
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Dec 11, 2016 06:25
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wyoak posted:Can branding come up with a more dynamic term for the bots than 'hosts'? We'd like to better engage with the quincentennials, Ringworld is eating our lunch in the 18-35 year old demographic. Ford started out trying to call them androids but Alphabet-Lucaswork put a stop to that pretty quick
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theflyingexecutive posted:the head of Sex and Body Fluids just had a conniption Hardware, why are the new-iteration hosts exploding? Please respond asap
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crusader_complex posted:apparently the FBI was here in the aftermath of the incident. they were really interested in any details anyone could come up with regarding Ford, especially his eating habits for some reason? whole thing makes me nervous. left a card for an 'Agent Clarice Starling', saying to call if anything occurs. FBI?? They only have jurisdiction inside the united states - what are they doing out here?
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Dec 11, 2016 07:56
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piss
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Dec 11, 2016 09:23
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i finally watched the last few episodes of this thing and the show made a lot of dumb choices and there are bits that don't make any sense at all but that ending is beautiful
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i've been listening to the soundtrack a bunch it's all v good but "doctor ford" and "bicameral mind" and "freeze all motor functions" are particularly nice
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Dec 12, 2016 04:08
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frees allmo torfunctions
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Dec 12, 2016 14:58
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whoever changed all the shogunworld hosts to only respond to "furizu ar moto functionu" please report to HR for an cultural sensitivity training session
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Dec 12, 2016 16:38
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Sagebrush posted:i've been listening to the soundtrack a bunch if they're as catchy as the opening theme I might have to go find them
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Dec 12, 2016 17:06
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quote:DELOS Press Release: For Immediate Distribution
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 I know it's soon christmas and spirits are high but you cannot, cannot, in any way shape or confectionery form disclose host production methods.
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Dec 14, 2016 12:56
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Boiled Water posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83FoSjeLCrg&hd=1
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Dec 14, 2016 13:51
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Can we patch the animal patrol routes? They're getting synced up and the guests are complaining it ruins their immersion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntvDFnQnxbs
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Dec 22, 2016 18:52
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Lmao
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Dec 22, 2016 21:54
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now that the shows over can we get some pics of that long black dick in here??
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Dec 22, 2016 23:33
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hi guys. i am from the infosec company that was contracted out. i see a ticket was made regarding the security of control room?
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Dec 23, 2016 08:12
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lol that SECURITY LOCKDOWN window was totally shades of "an error has occurred, please contact your system administrator" ("motherfucker, i am the system administrator!!") "but... but we're supposed to be the authorized personnel...  "
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Dec 23, 2016 08:33
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only ford is authorised
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Dec 24, 2016 16:57
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Alright, what jokester put the mountain lion code into a human host? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVVXyKP1FVk&t=13s
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Dec 25, 2016 22:24
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has anyone mentioned the use of React as the host codebase yet
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Dec 26, 2016 06:42
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Maximo Roboto posted:has anyone mentioned the use of React as the host codebase yet ford wanted php.net and arnold preferred custom scheme macros. the original tech architect - hey, is he ever going to return from vacation? - compromised and implemented on the only fizzbugs tech known by the new terrible programmer recruits. you should know all this: it was projected into your corporate history ram as part of recruit-induction-memory-2045-arpil-20-final__preprod-for-review(2).rtf
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Maximo Roboto posted:has anyone mentioned the use of React as the host codebase yet react doesn't look like anything to me
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Dec 26, 2016 16:49
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Nobody knows why the hosts are sentient because they're written in APL
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hobbesmaster posted:react doesn't look like anything to me
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Could whoever printed a giraffe please shut that thing down and report to HR immediately. This is not theme appropriate and you should know giraffes are strictly herbivorous.
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Is there a statute of limitations on keeping the kickstarter backstory hosts online? It's good that we corralled them all into sector 12 zone 5 since guests were complaining about them talking nonstop, but now nobody ever goes there except for the occasional rampage and it's a huge drain on resources to keep all of them running.
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Griefor posted:Is there a statute of limitations on keeping the kickstarter backstory hosts online? It's good that we corralled them all into sector 12 zone 5 since guests were complaining about them talking nonstop, but now nobody ever goes there except for the occasional rampage and it's a huge drain on resources to keep all of them running. Just put 'em in standby, set to autowake if someone comes along. They're the old mechano-rigs, not like they're gonna rot if you leave them lying around.
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