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Munkeymon posted:Re: Special Request from an Investor  this is a reference to talulah riley's character right
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Cocoa Crispies posted:we need some kind of content filtering, some smartass guest said their name was "wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" and diagnostics are taking forever Sagebrush posted:Ticket #DL00189282 Subject: Name Blacklist Body: To follow up, we need to set limits on specific names. I've seen too many "Mr. Hands" and don't get me started on our old friend, goats.
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Dec 2, 2016 03:22
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the older hosts should install gen two linux
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Cocoa Crispies posted:we need some kind of content filtering, some smartass guest said their name was "wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww You should really yell at Todd for that, since it was intern's bright idea to fix the "left curly bracket" incident with /^[A-z]* and the smug fucker let the poor kid run with it.
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jony ive aces posted:
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Does anyone else think the diagnostics process would be less error prone if our method of identifying whether a host was lying to us wasn't just to ask the host if they're lying to us?
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indigi posted:here's another issue the security team would like resolved: at the moment there's only two ways to subdue a host in the field: tell it to stop, or fill it with holes/bash its head in until it stops. this seems really stupid. TO FOLLOW UP ON THIS: has there been any progress? secondary solutions are needed ASAP. I don't know what the gently caress was in that update you goddamn eggheads just dumped, but it's really hosed with hosts' perception of reality, and they have their own Fight Club now. two of our guys have broken noses and one has a fractured wrist trying to haul a functioning example up to QA. this could of course be resolved by having a backup of host's brains but we all know Ford's more likely to ok a new gun or some bullshit than implement industry standard data practices
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Dec 2, 2016 13:22
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Chalks posted:Does anyone else think the diagnostics process would be less error prone if our method of identifying whether a host was lying to us wasn't just to ask the host if they're lying to us? It's like our diagnostic procedures are designed for the benefit of some imaginary, third party observer and not for the benefit of the tech. I understand the usefulness of spoken diagnostics from say, the perspective of a behavior tech, but auditing an access log? It just makes my job slow and error prone. And why the gently caress cant we perform a simple diagnostic remotely?
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Okay so to cut a long story short it looks like a guest has chosen the name '; DROP TABLE guests; --
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Dec 2, 2016 19:17
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guess we'll have to fast track that voice authentication/registration kiosk for the guests when it barely works down here in the basement!
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Dec 2, 2016 19:51
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Siljmonster posted:WSTWRLD-14567 - Issues with Horse Hosts I know we don't have many biologists on board but horses killing themselves is entirely normal horse behavior. Horse hosts can panic and expire of a heart attack or self-inflicted injury under the following conditions: Proximity to water Sudden Sounds Also Silence Thinking about ants Hearing a bee Changes in humidity
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Dec 2, 2016 19:56
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a little quick back of the envelope math shows that it would have been much cheaper if we just got real horses instead of paying to develop and maintain robot horses. once in a while a horse gets killed or whatever, we just get a new one. it would still cost less than rendering a new horse on the big fabrication machines.
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Dec 2, 2016 20:13
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let's not even talk about birds and squirrels and snakes. some idiot had to spend years of their life writing code to make these things work when they could have just dumped a few real ones in there and let them reproduce and do their thing
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FWD: PLEASE CLEAN THE BREAK ROOM HOST THIS IS DISGUSTING HOW CAN YOU GUYS KEEP DOING THAT TO THE HOST, CLEAN IT UP AFTER USE!
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Dec 2, 2016 20:21
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Siljmonster posted:FWD: PLEASE CLEAN THE BREAK ROOM HOST dude, it might be Ford. I swear to god half the time I go down to storage it smells like rear end in a top hat and musty old balls. I think he gets off on employees seeing his handiwork
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Dec 2, 2016 20:32
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Someone flashed the wrong image to the goddamn rattlesnake hosts and they're following people around and trying to play fetch. For gently caress's sake check your hashes people
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Dec 2, 2016 21:50
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The Management posted:a little quick back of the envelope math shows that it would have been much cheaper if we just got real horses instead of paying to develop and maintain robot horses. once in a while a horse gets killed or whatever, we just get a new one. it would still cost less than rendering a new horse on the big fabrication machines. it's always because of the Good Samaritan protocols, every animal host has the same code running and are always trying to evaluate when a guest is in danger and will try and save the guest. the safety of billionaires is more important than setting up a svn server you see. (tip; don't say git around ford)
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hobbesmaster posted:(tip; don't say git around ford) Just in case any of you first-years are wondering why, try to imagine what happens when your robots' diagnostic interface is entirely verbal, they all run fuzzy-logic best-guess sentence matching protocols on anything they hear, they all use git for firmware updates and rollbacks, and they're walking around a park full of cowboys on horses. Yeah.
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Re: Lawsuit Full QA incident report is attached. tl;dr: guest stumbles off the return train drunk off his rear end and demands to see a human rep. then starts swearing in Slovenian, so the QA team thinks he's having a medical incident because he's fat as hell, stumbling around and incomprehensible, which isn't helped when he starts yelling about how 'I am Barron' or something, so they sedate him and call paramedics. Who names a person that? Anyway, I can assure you that none of the QA staff are actually hosts so it's categorically false that he was accosted by "skinjobs" as I understand he keept calling them. Oh, the reason he was so mad? I guess he was deeply offended that there was a black (decidedly not the word he used) host in a Union uniform serving with white hosts... yeah e: kinda new to salr - this quick reply thing is weird Munkeymon fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Dec 2, 2016 |
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Siljmonster posted:WSTWRLD-14567 - Issues with Horse Hosts WONTFIX: works as intended
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aw boo there was another page.Fabricated posted:This is a feature, not a bug. nice!
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Hey have we ever considered some kind of "kill switch" + Beacon if a host hasn't checked in after X hours or something? I mean it just seems like a basic thing when we have unit's roaming around a huge loving park.
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the fact that we don't know where our assets are located every second is a huge problem. they should be constantly sending out their location and any host that hasn't received a location approval response from our NOC in a few minutes should immediately start heading home.
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Right right, we know about the wireless problems, but Corporate is worried that 100% coverage would ruin the "mystique" of the park. So I'm just suggesting a workaround. We could use black helicopters at night to comb the park for missing units.
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from the Desk of Robert Ford MEMORANDUM ATT: BOARD It has come to my attention that there is once again a murmur of something being rotten in the state of Westworld. I'm sure you'll find that the park has run perfectly – and without interruption might I add – for its entire existence. Here, there are no accidents, as a painter once said. But if some of you do have doubts, I invite you to schedule an individual meeting with Bernard Lowe from Programming. I'm positive he will allay your fears; after all he's been here almost since day one. –Ford Carthag Tuek fucked around with this message at 01:03 on Dec 3, 2016 |
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Sorry, chief. When you gave me those instructions, I thought you meant the corrupted host images on the deployment server. So... what did you mean when you told me to wipe the loads?
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The Management posted:the fact that we don't know where our assets are located every second is a huge problem. they should be constantly sending out their location and any host that hasn't received a location approval response from our NOC in a few minutes should immediately start heading home. Yeah, Ford keeps vetoing that, it's like he's still stuck in the 21st century or somesuch bullshit.
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Sagebrush posted:Just in case any of you first-years are wondering why, try to imagine what happens when your robots' diagnostic interface is entirely verbal, they all run fuzzy-logic best-guess sentence matching protocols on anything they hear, they all use git for firmware updates and rollbacks, and they're walking around a park full of cowboys on horses.
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Sagebrush posted:Just in case any of you first-years are wondering why, try to imagine what happens when your robots' diagnostic interface is entirely verbal, they all run fuzzy-logic best-guess sentence matching protocols on anything they hear, they all use git for firmware updates and rollbacks, and they're walking around a park full of cowboys on horses. never mind all the giant binaries half the API calls into. and who the gently caress is Arnold and why didn't he write any documentation or tests on that poo poo?
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$ objdump -xD host.o *** ascii-denis-nedry: "a-a-ah" ***
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Gptions, please select: 1: Boot in safe mode 2: Boot in safe mode with fetwgrking 3: Start Wastwgrld ngrmally
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C.H.O.M.E posted:Gptions, please select: *train plonk-klonking along ties & gravel, several inches misaligned* desperate loudspeakers: "Welcgme toWastwgrld!"
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Dec 3, 2016 04:41
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*slams tweet down on desk* Bad news, folks! https://twitter.com/Jonny_Wags/status/804912806566969344
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Sagebrush posted:Just in case any of you first-years are wondering why, try to imagine what happens when your robots' diagnostic interface is entirely verbal, they all run fuzzy-logic best-guess sentence matching protocols on anything they hear, they all use git for firmware updates and rollbacks, and they're walking around a park full of cowboys on horses.
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The Management posted:let's not even talk about birds and squirrels and snakes. some idiot had to spend years of their life writing code to make these things work when they could have just dumped a few real ones in there and let them reproduce and do their thing I've been asking for years to use bird hosts for remote observation since we keep setting fire to huge amounts of cash renting satellite time, but it always gets shot down during sprint planning meetings.
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Seems that our old hosts are vulnerable to CVE-2115-023423, and are now part of a botnet ddossing china.
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another day working in the westworld animal lab. everyone keeps asking me if they can gently caress the horses. buddy, they wont even let me gently caress the horses.
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>> Guys I keep seeing pictures of my friends and family on stock image sites and I sneeze every time someone uses the microwave. this wouldn't really bother me, but hr just sent me a congratulations for twenty-five years with the company and I'm only 32. definitely asking ford about this at our meeting in the basement later.
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theflyingexecutive posted:another day working in the westworld animal lab. everyone keeps asking me if they can gently caress the horses. buddy, they wont even let me gently caress the horses. theflyingexecutive posted:>> Guys I keep seeing pictures of my friends and family on stock image sites and I sneeze every time someone uses the microwave. this wouldn't really bother me, but hr just sent me a congratulations for twenty-five years with the company and I'm only 32. definitely asking ford about this at our meeting in the basement later.
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theflyingexecutive posted:>> Guys I keep seeing pictures of my friends and family on stock image sites and I sneeze every time someone uses the microwave. this wouldn't really bother me, but hr just sent me a congratulations for twenty-five years with the company and I'm only 32. definitely asking ford about this at our meeting in the basement later. lmbo
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