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another day working in the westworld animal lab. everyone keeps asking me if they can gently caress the horses. buddy, they wont even let me gently caress the horses.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 07:30 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 05:14 |
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>> Guys I keep seeing pictures of my friends and family on stock image sites and I sneeze every time someone uses the microwave. this wouldn't really bother me, but hr just sent me a congratulations for twenty-five years with the company and I'm only 32. definitely asking ford about this at our meeting in the basement later.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 07:41 |
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>> jerry I don't care how much you liked the old logo, stop displaying it on the lobby monitors
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 08:09 |
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Maeve: have I told you how I came to sweetwater? bartender: rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb peas and carrots peas and carrots Maeve: I know right?
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 08:10 |
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ford: let's see if there's anything productive from our employees' 20-percent time this month *clicks* *gentle piano music begins playing*
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 08:24 |
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this is the thread for computer funnies, complaining about pistons or w/e is in the scifi thread
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 05:14 |
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the entire intro is shots of their amazing 100000-axis fab machinery and y'all think they're using robots with fat human fingers to make their old west knicknacks? smdh
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 14:23 |
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Minnesota Mixup posted:jesus christ whoever keeps changing the piano music in the saloon had better stop. we get regular visits from execs of RIAA and im tired of dealing with their lawyers resolved: instituted a no snitching policy
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 05:55 |
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having security be called "quality assurance" is p badass tho
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 18:44 |
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Siljmonster posted:WRT Narrative Designers: Do Hosts Squirt? I hardly see how that is a narrative question
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 20:49 |
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Boiled Water posted:analysis: why do all hosts reboot and update on the 21st of September? who chose that date? *all eyes turn to the neckbearded european*
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2016 04:57 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 05:14 |
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Siljmonster posted:@Ford @Arnold Query: Do hosts really need buttholes? the head of Sex and Body Fluids just had a conniption
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 06:25 |