\W/estworld group policy implementation plan

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Mad Wack: Mar 27, 2008; "The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

immediately move all internal communications to exchange, hosts will be controlled via text commands given to a skype chatbot, each team will be allowed to design their own internal department sharepoint for the purposes of storing code and other documents

replace the spinal column of each host with a wifi antenna and base station - if your signal gets weak go find a horse or w/e

also get that cannon / face picture system from the hunger games for each time a host dies

# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 18:35

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 10:42

Mad Wack: Mar 27, 2008; "The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

launch a public facing yammer that uses dna analysis of jizz/piss inside the hosts to connect you up with your fellow eskimo brothers/sisters after you leave the park to increase user attach rate

# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 18:36

Mad Wack: Mar 27, 2008; "The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

boob heatmap need this now

# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 18:36

Mad Wack: Mar 27, 2008; "The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

replace the smart bullets with a more secure two factor system, when a bullet is fired at you there will be a text message sent to your phone you weren't allowed to bring into the park - you have less then a second to scream the response code or the bullet hits you with full force

# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 18:37

Mad Wack: Mar 27, 2008; "The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

reduce host programming complexity to install bitcoin miners - we'll be rich!

# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 18:38

Mad Wack: Mar 27, 2008; "The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

i cant get a screengrab right now but pretend i posted the one really fat host in cold storage, put a red circle around her and wrote the words "BIG DATA"

# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 00:15

Mad Wack: Mar 27, 2008; "The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

we should look at getting some badge doors throughout the facility, just yesterday i saw a body shop tech taking a host on a date through behavior!!!

# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 19:25

Mad Wack: Mar 27, 2008; "The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

also, since we are on this cool mesa why aren't we taking advantage of zipline technology to deploy to areas rapidly?

# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 19:25

Mad Wack: Mar 27, 2008; "The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

WSTWRLD-42069: Host genitals exceed maximum allowable size

# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 20:35

Mad Wack: Mar 27, 2008; "The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

Munkeymon posted:

Re: Material Requisition #6428591

Look, we all appreciate the work QA does to keep us safe and the danger the men and women of the armed response teams put themselves in, but the host-aware bullets are incredibly expensive. They're basically only economical in the park because those old guns can't fire nearly as many rounds as the service weapons that QA uses. Behavior also assures us that the same blocks that prevent hosts from recognizing things from the outside world will work just as well on service weapons - better, even, because they have the block and then they have to be smart enough to figure out how to use it, which most simply aren't set to be.

For the above reasons, I'm going to have to deny the request.

Sorry. Be safe out there.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 18:50

Mad Wack: Mar 27, 2008; "The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

why hasn't there been any drug use - youd think a pleasure park would have some serious drugs if it is a gently caress kill sim

# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 21:22

Mad Wack: Mar 27, 2008; "The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

stick a yubikey up a hosts nose if you really need it

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 04:27

Mad Wack: Mar 27, 2008; "The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

anyone else sick of banging out host cost on a touch keyboard? can i get some bluetooth 5 kbs up in here

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 04:29

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 10:42

Mad Wack: Mar 27, 2008; "The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

now that the shows over can we get some pics of that long black dick in here??

# ¿ Dec 22, 2016 23:33

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