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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:i think west world is sorely lacking in cheevos. i would implement lots of achievements but they'd all be for doing things that save the park money. like 'Achievement: Did Not gently caress' and 'Achievement: The Diplomatic Option' Bug report: automatic orifice inversion system goes off at rigidly defined intervals, leading to guest dissatisfaction Fix: disable cron job and trigger manually for cleaning Severity: critical
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:well, i think we could make some imporvements with UX. can we program them to not kill the user? I think it's a higher priority to keep them from everting their mouths while talking to users. We've been getting more complaints about that, not to mention the genital systems going off every hour on the hour.
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Ticket #1474 Issue: some dolt set all the animals to loglevel: info and now the dogs and horses are continuously murmuring. Guests are starting to complain and we can't catch any of the animal hosts because someone set the speed coefficient to four. Presumably this is why we needed the logs, but someone pushed the patch to the whole system. We need to figure out how to round them up and revert. Severity: High
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lovely open-source text-to-speech voice emanating from horse rear end equine build 21.36.03.f5ffb0e6d319500fea4728996fb65c0fd2665be9 diagnostic mode enabled
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Someone flashed the wrong image to the goddamn rattlesnake hosts and they're following people around and trying to play fetch. For gently caress's sake check your hashes people
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Sagebrush posted:Just in case any of you first-years are wondering why, try to imagine what happens when your robots' diagnostic interface is entirely verbal, they all run fuzzy-logic best-guess sentence matching protocols on anything they hear, they all use git for firmware updates and rollbacks, and they're walking around a park full of cowboys on horses.
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*slams tweet down on desk* Bad news, folks! https://twitter.com/Jonny_Wags/status/804912806566969344
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God dammit who set the Sheriff to El Topo mode again
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Has there been any progress in finding someone to take over from Skylar to repair the old models? His retirement's coming up fast and while I know it's not easy to find someone to repair robots, if we can't afford to replace the hosts we definitely can't afford to pay him a consultant's hourly rate.
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Dec 5, 2016 06:24
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:i noticed they left several peoples' fate uncertain. we never heard a neck snapping, we never saw her corpse, and bernard specifically asks "what did you make me do to her?" not "why did you make me kill her" or something like that. They are not people, they are robots I have not watched Westworld
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Dec 6, 2016 11:23
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Boiled Water posted:but the ones who are can get human diseases and regularly need to be flushed irresponsible and gross
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Critical bug report: the sheriff is punding again and has somehow gotten hold of a stereo that he's taking apart in the town square and organizing the pieces of. There are about three dozen hosts standing around in a circle and mumbling the out-of-context response to each other and the guests are yelling about their immersion. Please revert whatever the gently caress you did immediately
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little munchkin posted:a stickied yospos thread about sucking off computers Don't forget: loving and coming inside the computers.
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Mad Wack posted:why hasn't there been any drug use - youd think a pleasure park would have some serious drugs if it is a gently caress kill sim The opium poppy is extinct in 2736 or whenever the gently caress.
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Dec 9, 2016 03:32
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Mad Wack posted:anyone else sick of banging out host cost on a touch keyboard? can i get some bluetooth 5 kbs up in here we can requisition them for you, but you'll have to do the "up in here" part yourself.
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These horny delights have horny ends.
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Dec 9, 2016 08:26
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Yo did anyone ever consider not giving the hosts real guns and maybe giving them implanted squibs for realism? Anyone?
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wyoak posted:Can branding come up with a more dynamic term for the bots than 'hosts'? We'd like to better engage with the quincentennials, Ringworld is eating our lunch in the 18-35 year old demographic. Ford started out trying to call them androids but Alphabet-Lucaswork put a stop to that pretty quick
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theflyingexecutive posted:the head of Sex and Body Fluids just had a conniption Hardware, why are the new-iteration hosts exploding? Please respond asap
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Lmao
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Nobody knows why the hosts are sentient because they're written in APL
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