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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



theres a gat dang yospos thread for this show?

ugh, i been postin in tviv


well anyway


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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



My mistake, then!

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



IF you'd like to file a complaint about a co-worker or staff, please send an email to HR

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Fallen Hamprince posted:

we pay the most attention to the places where host-guest contact happens most frequently and the brothel is the single highest-traffic venue in the entire park. plus its one of the most frequent sites for medical emergencies, we need to react immediately when one of the older or fatter guests needs to be disentangled from a host and defibrillated. do you want to be the one who has to personally apologize to some ceo's family for not being able to save their loving father from the heart attack he got while loving the worlds most expensive sex toy?
Hah, remember that one time a host had wrapped her legs around a guest in the pariah brothel while they were going at it, malfunctioned and basically slowly suffocated the guy for an hour like a boa constrictor?


Guy wanted a private room, so he got one. lucky the bot had a panic sensor to alert us.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



flakeloaf posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCcrs7_0K_k

are you pricks trying to start a fire or something
How else do you expect to do load testing?

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Please don't snitch on "The Farm" out in 6D

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



crusader_complex posted:

apparently the FBI was here in the aftermath of the incident. they were really interested in any details anyone could come up with regarding Ford, especially his eating habits for some reason? whole thing makes me nervous. left a card for an 'Agent Clarice Starling', saying to call if anything occurs.

FBI?? They only have jurisdiction inside the united states - what are they doing out here?

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



we have a mid-tier ranking guest who is sneaking around and stealing weapons from hosts and guests and replacing them with nerf style cap guns. this is really loving with a lot of things, a bunch of hosts glitched out when they tried to understand the malfunction

What do we do about this? I don't know if I have to talk to legal to review the guest's contract or guest services to reign them in

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