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Holy poo poo could you idiots in Behavioural test your loving pathfinding algorithms before you upload them? i just watched the 'hooker with a heart of gold' host or whatever her name is on surveilance get stuck on a doorframe on the way to give some drunk gently caress guest a bj. she was bumping into the wall for five loving minutes before we sshed into the nearest idle host and pushed her into the room. luckily the guest was passed out but this is a major gently caress-up, we need to rollback the latest update immediately until you guys can straighten your poo poo out
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The Management posted:for a park with over a thousand hosts, you guys spend a lot of time checking status on the hookers. we pay the most attention to the places where host-guest contact happens most frequently and the brothel is the single highest-traffic venue in the entire park. plus its one of the most frequent sites for medical emergencies, we need to react immediately when one of the older or fatter guests needs to be disentangled from a host and defibrillated. do you want to be the one who has to personally apologize to some ceo's family for not being able to save their loving father from the heart attack he got while loving the worlds most expensive sex toy? also on that note could behaviour please tighten up the restrictions on erotic asphyxiation? i know they're set to be safe for healthy adults but Lockheed-Facebook's CFO does not exactly fit that description and he was not pleased about having to be pulled out (both senses) and resuscitated
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Dec 7, 2016 02:42
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Tunicate posted:I asked Ford about it and he says we'll just repurpose idle hosts for internal manufacturing, because apparently the best use of a million-dollar-robot is minimum wage garment labor. They work 24 hours for zero pay, don't get tired, and don't slack off. we have them (literally) standing around doing nothing as it is, we might as well put them to work. btw we're already manufacturing some equipment using hosts as a byproduct of daily routines, only issue is the routines don't change so we get hundreds of identical items. its not a huge deal for most things but we've got close to 600 size 10 right leather cowboy boots pilling up in storage and no lefts to match
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Dec 7, 2016 08:26
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Siljmonster posted:WRT Narrative Designers: Do Hosts Squirt? apart from a brief and incredibly ill-conceived co-marketing stunt with mountain dew, no
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