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MEMORANDUM TO: PHYSICAL MAINTENANCE EMPLOYEES Effective December 1, 2219, the room that we keep dormant, damaged hosts in slouched against the bloody glass walls with a huge mess everywhere will have opaque walls installed.
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indigi posted:here's another issue the security team would like resolved: at the moment there's only two ways to subdue a host in the field: tell it to stop, or fill it with holes/bash its head in until it stops. this seems really stupid. it's the Old West - what if a loud train is going by and it can't hear me? what if it's in the middle of a gunfight? what if its ears are full of bugs or something? i just checked with the accounting and acquisitions teams and we were able to source some net guns, hth
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Nov 29, 2016 16:06
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without a budget change we'll have to downgrade the behavior tablets to $30 android tablets with resistive screens so we can afford http://amzn.to/2gEPVFs
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Nov 29, 2016 16:44
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Chris Knight posted:blame recruiting: they're the ones who put up the ad for "cowboy coders"
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Nov 30, 2016 17:10
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whoever keeps putting their F-150 in the "RESERVED: FORD" spot in the parking lot, please report to HR in the butcher shop "conference" room
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Nov 30, 2016 17:53
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we need some kind of content filtering, some smartass guest said their name was "wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" and diagnostics are taking forever
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Dec 1, 2016 22:23
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Sagebrush posted:are we calling it that officially now? i thought we were still 50-50 on shogun world until i saw the warriors i was hoping for "sausage world," a 24/7/365 oktoberfest park (because its initial incarnation as the theme park for vegans, "salad world," generated no customer interest)
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Dec 5, 2016 14:17
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Chris Knight posted:Bernard:
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Dec 6, 2016 16:00
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Bust Rodd posted:Maybe consider opening up Coliseumworld soon and getting some toga parties going until we can recoup in Q3-Q4? skip the toga parties and go right to the orgies
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Dec 7, 2016 04:24
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Powaqoatse posted:tell that to whoever cut staging that was a mixup, the memo didn't make clear that staging was distinct from the little shows they put on in sweetwater
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Dec 9, 2016 19:59
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Siljmonster posted:My ideal Host theme would be every iteration of John Goodman. *furiously jams "ROBIN WILLIAMS WORLD" card in suggestion box*
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Dec 10, 2016 00:47
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whoever changed all the shogunworld hosts to only respond to "furizu ar moto functionu" please report to HR for an cultural sensitivity training session
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Dec 12, 2016 16:38
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