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Chris Knight posted:To whoever keeps adding "Note: may be a robot" to all the staff bios on the wiki, I will be giving time stamped copies to HR once I've tracked you down Someone's a little too touchy about being called a robot. On that topic, where are we on the alternative method of distinguishing hosts from guests? The signs in bedrooms imploring guests not to voluntarily pee on the hosts can't get any bigger, and forced catheterization complaints are up another 4% over last quarter.
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The Management posted:ugh, it's like they didn't even read the memo about using big endian time stamp formats. the whole point of this park was so grown adults could play cowboys and endians, how did we gently caress this up
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Nov 30, 2016 17:18
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indigi posted:!!WSTWRLD-19564666: Host genitals caught in guest - Sector 2 WONTFIX, working as intended. Dog penises are supposed to do that. Pls refer to WW Directive 02-003, Unauthorized Host-Guest Interactions. On that topic, since the Doubletree has been booked for Comicon this weekend and several "Star Trek" actors will be in attendance, all staff are REQUIRED to re-read and sign the a/m policy and confirm with their managers that they have done the same by COB Friday. No class 3 or class 4 host (any child model) is permitted to be in a guest area without an escort.
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Nov 30, 2016 20:37
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Where would you have them poop from?
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Nov 30, 2016 23:51
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To: HR From: VP Host Ops Gail, If, hypothetically, an employee were to sideload the dog software onto a series of human hosts and set them loose naked in the horse paddock, would that be fireable or should we initiate counseling and probation measures?
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Dec 1, 2016 20:02
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Cocoa Crispies posted:we need some kind of content filtering, some smartass guest said their name was "wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww You should really yell at Todd for that, since it was intern's bright idea to fix the "left curly bracket" incident with /^[A-z]* and the smug fucker let the poor kid run with it.
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Dec 2, 2016 04:13
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For what feels like the hundredth time, both Housekeeping and Host Maintenance have asked me to please allow the boredom/repetition counter - which if you might recall we pushed specifically to fix the various OCD-related bugs that we spent most of June trying to stomp out - to increment while hosts are reading. The room service staff are getting tired of dragging wet hosts out of bathrooms, our shampoo budget is getting out of control and HM's had to order replacement hair twice already this quarter.
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Dec 6, 2016 18:39
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Minnesota Mixup posted:jesus christ whoever keeps changing the piano music in the saloon had better stop. we get regular visits from execs of RIAA and im tired of dealing with their lawyers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCcrs7_0K_k are you pricks trying to start a fire or something
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Dec 8, 2016 02:41
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This might be part of the same issue, but I just noticed all of the horses running firmware older than 3.3.8 just got hit with some kind of ransomware that keeps us from removing their bridles.
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