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Siljmonster posted:WSTWRLD-14567 - Issues with Horse Hosts WONTFIX: works as intended
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aw boo there was another page.Fabricated posted:This is a feature, not a bug. nice!
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Dec 3, 2016 00:25
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from the Desk of Robert Ford MEMORANDUM ATT: BOARD It has come to my attention that there is once again a murmur of something being rotten in the state of Westworld. I'm sure you'll find that the park has run perfectly – and without interruption might I add – for its entire existence. Here, there are no accidents, as a painter once said. But if some of you do have doubts, I invite you to schedule an individual meeting with Bernard Lowe from Programming. I'm positive he will allay your fears; after all he's been here almost since day one. –Ford Carthag Tuek fucked around with this message at 01:03 on Dec 3, 2016 |
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Dec 3, 2016 01:00
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$ objdump -xD host.o *** ascii-denis-nedry: "a-a-ah" ***
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Dec 3, 2016 03:03
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C.H.O.M.E posted:Gptions, please select: *train plonk-klonking along ties & gravel, several inches misaligned* desperate loudspeakers: "Welcgme toWastwgrld!"
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Dec 3, 2016 04:41
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theflyingexecutive posted:>> Guys I keep seeing pictures of my friends and family on stock image sites and I sneeze every time someone uses the microwave. this wouldn't really bother me, but hr just sent me a congratulations for twenty-five years with the company and I'm only 32. definitely asking ford about this at our meeting in the basement later. lmbo
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Dec 4, 2016 07:50
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a host, to another host: She ain't what she used to be me (jumping, pointing): MODS! SAME! MODS!!
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Dec 4, 2016 08:01
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jerry stiller in the antechamber with the black/white hats
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Dec 4, 2016 08:15
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ATT: WRITERS just fyi, theres a whole weird group that shows up & tries to coax the hosts into a recreation of the beans scene from blazing saddles i had to give one guest a 6 month probe cause he kept trying weird bean experiments please make a sanctioned fartzone & let me get back to real work
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Dec 4, 2016 08:23
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a union member (its very futuristic): "if the hosts really have to gently caress while we print them, we're talking hazard pay"
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Dec 4, 2016 08:37
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dad: haa like 40 years ago we somtimes listened to bands that actually just played pop songs, but in a style that was 50 year older.
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Dec 4, 2016 11:29
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ppisssss i fondly remember this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPLEbAVjiLA
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Dec 4, 2016 11:31
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Boiled Water posted:how would they access anyway with our terrible wireless networking? not netops' fault that guests shoot at literally everything. really thought disguising the APs as rocks woulda done the trick, but nope. we lose at least 20% coverage on any given rotation, its mindboggling
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Dec 9, 2016 11:44
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Boiled Water posted:i'm the executive who will blame netops because they have networking in the name, whether they're responsible or not man dont even start. the org chart has more warts than the host code. why is security under QAs purview anyway?
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Dec 9, 2016 18:43
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tell that to whoever cut staging
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Dec 9, 2016 19:43
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atomicthumbs posted:Yo did anyone ever consider not giving the hosts real guns and maybe giving them implanted squibs for realism? Anyone? weve been over this. you can try talking to the old man if you want btw, you still owe me a fifty for lunch last week, can you squirt that over before you talk to him?
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Dec 9, 2016 20:16
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crusader_complex posted:still lolling at that holiday party where some of the guys got hammered and reassembled a horse in Ford's office still prefer the year before when SWIM copied all the canine idling routines into the pianist just imagine ford trying to listen to the mondscheinsonate and his fuckin pianist takes a hand off the piano to scratch behind his ear  better believe the old guy blew a casket when he got on all fours and started trying to lick his balls 
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Dec 9, 2016 20:58
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Siljmonster posted:"I went to Westworld to gently caress hosts and had a really bad time when a man in black showed up asking about a maze and pulled apart my carefully chosen host that my wife said i could gently caress. Every year we goto the park and I get to add a new host to my roster. This is like a game, a loving game. Much better than tinder but at least on tinder I dont have other guests getting in the way of which butthole im going to smell next" - Echi i cant believe yelp is still alive after all these years
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Dec 9, 2016 22:37
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TK-42-1 posted:Started loving a host who then started to cry and have an existential crisis. 3/5 stars. atomicthumbs posted:These horny delights have horny ends.
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Dec 9, 2016 23:30
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PALE SPECTRES posted:so we all know the second season will be called eastworld and be about a samurai theme park rite um it starts with an S. as a lowly lvl 3 hostbutcher, im personally holding out for senpaiworld
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Dec 9, 2016 23:32
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The Management posted:shogun world is designed for East Asian tourists and let's just say they dialed the emotional response on those hosts way down. There's not much chance any of those will go conscious anytime soon. Hai (BANNED FOR ACCOUNT SHARING)
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Dec 9, 2016 23:59
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alright who's the joker who built not one, but FIVE mrs doubtfire hosts.
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Dec 10, 2016 03:17
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