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WSTWRLD-19564657: Guests genitals caught in host - Sector 1 WSTWRLD-19564658: Guests genitals caught in host - Sector 4 WSTWRLD-19564659: Guests genitals caught in host - Sector 3 WSTWRLD-19564660: Guests genitals caught in host - Sector 1
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*me the intern enters John's office* Hey, to skip out this whole process making the hosts feel like their sentient, why not just tell them they are but never give them the choice of understanding it?
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Dec 1, 2016 23:25
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Woops, turns out that was my cornerstone I'm a host.
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Dec 1, 2016 23:26
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WSTWRLD-14567 - Issues with Horse Hosts Steps to reproduce: 1. Have any user permissions. 2. Bring a horse near any water feature in the park. 3. Horse kills itself in many different manners. Expected: Horses do not kill themselves.
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Dec 2, 2016 01:05
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FWD: PLEASE CLEAN THE BREAK ROOM HOST THIS IS DISGUSTING HOW CAN YOU GUYS KEEP DOING THAT TO THE HOST, CLEAN IT UP AFTER USE!
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Dec 2, 2016 20:21
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*Radiohead muzac booms in the bar I'm cleaning* My dad says this band was really influential but all I associate it with is cleaning up the host cum.
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Dec 4, 2016 10:11
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Dear HR, We have new requests for the muzak. John's asking for some music for his new narrative orgy scene for these two schmucks thinking the Dolores model is sentient. Is this fair use by now?
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Dec 4, 2016 19:40
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Please inform QA to stop showing the hosts from Samurai World manga, it's causing garbage collection issues and for some reason the sex module is giving back false results. If the hosts don't gently caress then we don't get paid. Use this thread for liveops fixing the issue.
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Dec 5, 2016 09:41
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@WSTWRLD-ContentDesign @here @FORD @WSTRLD-QA Someone is setting the hosts cornerstone as write your own cornerstone and well /giphy robot walking through door 
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Dec 7, 2016 19:32
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Me yelling at a host: No see this isnt accurate at all, the west was not actually like this *sweating profusely and shoving Wild Wild west sheet music at the piano host*
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Dec 8, 2016 21:08
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Smythe posted:And for my next narrative, something of a classic... *unveils huge steam powered spider* Ford to crowd: Yes, you can gently caress it.
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Dec 9, 2016 07:44
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Westworld is 50 First Dates but it only stars a stroked out Dan Aykroyd.
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Dec 9, 2016 07:46
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oh decision trees and dialogue are stored in unprotected txt files new users defeault to rwx if a host becomes sentient then they become a new user doesnt anyone see a problem with this?
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Dec 9, 2016 20:16
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WRT Narrative Designers: Do Hosts Squirt?
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Dec 9, 2016 20:18
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"I went to Westworld to gently caress hosts and had a really bad time when a man in black showed up asking about a maze and pulled apart my carefully chosen host that my wife said i could gently caress. Every year we goto the park and I get to add a new host to my roster. This is like a game, a loving game. Much better than tinder but at least on tinder I dont have other guests getting in the way of which butthole im going to smell next" - Echi
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Dec 9, 2016 21:09
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My ideal Host theme would be every iteration of John Goodman.
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Dec 9, 2016 23:53
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*Ford lookin real hard at a host's dick* Who programmed this dick? We gave a dick to every host. That's what we agreed upon. But Arnold, Arnold went a little too far. Arnold programmed a pussy. He paid dearly for that mistake. His own creation...haunted him. He couldn't get enough of that pussy. *hands photo of Ford and Arnold both lookin at dicks over to Bernard* Remember where you came from.
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@Ford @Arnold Query: Do hosts really need buttholes?
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