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champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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you should probably try it on the QA hosts before implementing it park-wide. Too bad we don't have a setup for that. *queue script being implemented, immediately archiving everything older than 30 seconds making the hosts essentially goldfish*

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champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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wait wait wait. From the top. There's a backdoor in all the hosts and this was a good idea why?

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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I'm the old executive assistant who without fault hits reply all on all@ww.com

champagne posting
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Wait what happens if a guest cuts out the tongue of a host? How would we ever find out? It's the perfect crime.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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secure shiba

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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question: why are the parameters for the hosts never ever leaving the park not hardcoded into the deepest levels of hostOS?

champagne posting
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but the ones who are can get human diseases and regularly need to be flushed

champagne posting
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how would they access anyway with our terrible wireless networking?

champagne posting
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i'm the executive who will blame netops because they have networking in the name, whether they're responsible or not

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analysis: why do all hosts reboot and update on the 21st of September? who chose that date?

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champagne posting
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I know it's soon christmas and spirits are high but you cannot, cannot, in any way shape or confectionery form disclose host production methods.

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