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um excuse me but cancer is a thing that happens to other people
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Nov 29, 2016 21:49
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In order to find out whether you have the bad kind of tit, the nurse and I will go to opposite sides of the room and fling radiation at your bazoombas with these jai alai cesta. Then we will take a picture of them with a nuclear camera.
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Nov 29, 2016 21:58
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In order to find out whether you have the bad kind of tit, the nurse and I will go to opposite sides of the room and fling radiation at your bazoombas with these jai alai cesta. Then we will take a picture of them with a nuclear camera.
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Nov 29, 2016 22:20
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In order to find out whether you have the bad kind of tit, the nurse and I will go to opposite sides of the room and fling radiation at your bazoombas with these jai alai cesta. Then we will take a picture of them with a nuclear camera.
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Nov 29, 2016 22:31
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you've thrown me in a time portal and cast me back to the era of lovely eCards animated in Flash
 
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Nov 29, 2016 22:37
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Excuse me, doctor? Doctor, yes, please listen to me, because it's very important and I'm in quite a rush. I'm a reporter, you see, a junior reporter with the Sun, and all the boys in the newsroom, see, they don't take me seriously as a reporter, no sir, not serious at all, and that's why I need you to give me e x t r e m e l y f l a t t i t s, yes indeed, got to have them, because it's a man's world, you see, it's a man's world and I'm just a woman, just a woman in a man's world and that's why I need to have e x t r e m e l y f l a t t i t s.
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Nov 29, 2016 22:54
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The scene in Mad Men where Peggy tries to get birth control, but instead it's Peggy trying to convince her doctor to really give her funbags the ol' heave-ho.
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Nov 29, 2016 22:55
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In order to kill witches, the people of Salem, Massachusetts invented the world's first-ever mammography device.
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Nov 29, 2016 22:59
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- Android Blues
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Excuse me, doctor? Doctor, yes, please listen to me, because it's very important and I'm in quite a rush. I'm a reporter, you see, a junior reporter with the Sun, and all the boys in the newsroom, see, they don't take me seriously as a reporter, no sir, not serious at all, and that's why I need you to give me e x t r e m e l y f l a t t i t s, yes indeed, got to have them, because it's a man's world, you see, it's a man's world and I'm just a woman, just a woman in a man's world and that's why I need to have e x t r e m e l y f l a t t i t s.
In order to kill witches, the people of Salem, Massachusetts invented the world's first-ever mammography device.
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Nov 29, 2016 23:01
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Fat Man, the atomic bomb dropped on Nagasaki, worked by using a conventional explosion to compress a small sphere of plutonium on all sides, which caused a chain reaction resulting in a massive nuclear detonation. The architect of the atomic bomb, John Robert Oppenheimer, inadvertently discovered it while using the same technique to put the whammy on a lady's rompers.
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Nov 29, 2016 23:11
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one weird trick doctors dont want you to know about is that you can put a newspaper clip of your favorite comic strip (Cathy?) between the boob and plates and it will transfer perfectly to your chest! ACK!
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Nov 30, 2016 03:05
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you think mamograms hurt? Have you ever seen the machine that checks for testicular cancer?! Talk about pain! Hahah, actually im just kidding we just feel for lumps or something idk but its pretty enjoyable lol.
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Nov 30, 2016 03:07
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one prank I like to play is coating my breasts in superfluid helium. the doctor's face when my lubricious goombas slip out of the machine like a bar of soap is priceless!
doctor: zoinks
other doctor: ba ba booey
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Nov 30, 2016 04:21
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*pretty lady with big honkers walks by*
guy 1: wowie zowie!
guy 2: zonga zonga!
guy 3: mammo grammo!
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Nov 30, 2016 04:30
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*patient walks in on doc coming down off a mammo high after a great sesh*
doc: hey you got anything i can put in here
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Nov 30, 2016 04:32
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*buff 'n' oily half-nude gentleman walks into the club* hello ladies, which one of you is the lucky receiver of this man-o-gram?
*women in their 30s and 40s whooping and whistling*
ooh yeah... just stand right there... how you doin tonight? okay this is gonna pinch a bit... okay just keep standing... okay we're done. it'll take 2-3 weeks to get the results back from the radiologist. your co-pay will be $80. no, that's not very good insurance.
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Nov 30, 2016 05:52
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every post on this page is so good
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Nov 30, 2016 09:21
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Fat Man, the atomic bomb dropped on Nagasaki, worked by using a conventional explosion to compress a small sphere of plutonium on all sides, which caused a chain reaction resulting in a massive nuclear detonation. The architect of the atomic bomb, John Robert Oppenheimer, inadvertently discovered it while using the same technique to put the whammy on a lady's rompers.
one weird trick doctors dont want you to know about is that you can put a newspaper clip of your favorite comic strip (Cathy?) between the boob and plates and it will transfer perfectly to your chest! ACK!
you think mamograms hurt? Have you ever seen the machine that checks for testicular cancer?! Talk about pain! Hahah, actually im just kidding we just feel for lumps or something idk but its pretty enjoyable lol.
one prank I like to play is coating my breasts in superfluid helium. the doctor's face when my lubricious goombas slip out of the machine like a bar of soap is priceless!
*pretty lady with big honkers walks by*
guy 1: wowie zowie!
guy 2: zonga zonga!
guy 3: mammo grammo!
*patient walks in on doc coming down off a mammo high after a great sesh*
doc: hey you got anything i can put in here
just a few of my favourites
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Nov 30, 2016 10:55
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every post on this page is so good
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My plan is to adopt Muhammad Ali's rope-a-dope technique, allowing my doctor to exhaust himself by wailing on my knockers for hours, then landing the final blow myself.
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Nov 30, 2016 17:18
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My plan is to adopt Muhammad Ali's rope-a-dope technique, allowing my doctor to exhaust himself by wailing on my knockers for hours, then landing the final blow myself.
Once you beat an obgyn in mortal combat, you assume their mammography powers in a highlander-like like cutscene.
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Nov 30, 2016 20:12
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One day nearer spring
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Nov 30, 2016 20:32
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Nov 30, 2016 21:33
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Nov 30, 2016 22:28
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There he go
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Nov 30, 2016 23:22
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what if the radiation is actually coming from the boobs
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Dec 2, 2016 15:45
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what if the radiation is actually coming from the boobs
those are some atom bomb-rear end titties
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Dec 2, 2016 15:54
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In order to kill witches, the people of Salem, Massachusetts invented the world's first-ever mammography device.
now thats really a no-maamogram
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now thats really a no-maamogram
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