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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
*writes a rather scathing review on my music blog and shares it on facebook* :twisted:

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scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
i'll leak some lovely demos

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
*tediously peels off every one of their stickers i see out in public*

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I'll play the skin flute :grin:

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
band named scrawled next to the urinal.

blast it with piss.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Secular Humanist posted:

band named scrawled next to the urinal.

blast it with piss.

that will show, them those pieces of poo poo

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
I heard they lip sync anyway

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

VikingSkull posted:

I heard they lip sync anyway

yeah and their air guitars are fake too

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
i will hit people with a banjo

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
look bud you did this to yourself when you pitched that song about olive garden called straight outta croutons

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I'll put a giant whoopee cushion on the drummer's stool. The crowd will laugh them off the stage!

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Smash it Smash hit posted:

yeah and their air guitars are fake too

fuckin shameful

let them be the boy band that they are, we're the drat Yankees of posting anyway

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
At the next show I'll change their set list to all Nickelback covers. Hahahahaha!

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



*furiously removes the malicious edits to the GBS band wiki page*

guys stop it this isn't funny you trolls

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
this is like when Metallica kicked Mustaine out

I'm enraged

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Enfield posted:

look bud you did this to yourself when you pitched that song about olive garden called straight outta croutons

I dont see the problem with the song, its an issue that plagues alot of authentic italiano americanos, sorry it doesnt have the integrity of "here comes the fart brigade"

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Smash it Smash hit posted:

I dont see the problem with the song, its an issue that plagues alot of authentic italiano americanos, sorry it doesnt have the integrity of "here comes the fart brigade"

*plays very tiny violin* :grin:

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I can't believe I actually liked Whiny Whiny Piss Bitch (Please notice me) when I was a college student. God, how lame.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

King of Bees posted:

I can't believe I actually liked Whiny Whiny Piss Bitch (Please notice me) when I was a college student. God, how lame.

that song has a great tiny violin solo

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Enfield posted:

that song has a great tiny violin solo

It's alright....I guess.

false flag post-op
May 13, 2009

Enjoy Every Sandvich
Living a good life is the best revenge.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
i am going to write "sucks" on all of their write ups in the local free paper

false flag post-op
May 13, 2009

Enjoy Every Sandvich
poo poo in a box and put "marijuana cigarettes " on the top of the box and laugh as they sift through the poo poo looking for the marijuana cigarettes that are not there.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

false flag post-op posted:

poo poo in a box and put "marijuana cigarettes " on the top of the box and laugh as they sift through the poo poo looking for the marijuana cigarettes that are not there.

they are all "straight edge" :rolleyes: another reason i was thrown out, they couldnt handle this party pizza monster :smug:

false flag post-op
May 13, 2009

Enjoy Every Sandvich
No worries someone left a box here that says "marijuana cigarettes" we are set

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
ill boo drunkenly from the back of the crowd their entire next show

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

ill boo drunkenly from the back of the crowd their entire next show

what else is new :rolleyes:

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*
GBS is the Source!

The Source from which all flows.

I'm sure we can best those snooty scrub tier plebs, Smash... Let's start whipping stuff up....GBS in a nutshell - Our Dead Gay Forums, the Musical

:sax: :sax: :sax:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
come up with some great song parody ideas and send them to weird al and just wait for the ownage

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
please no concept albums

leave that to Styx

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Forget the boys in the band, go see the boys from brazil. They'll treat u right

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
im trying all their guitar strings together

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
oh jeez i already replaced all the guitar strings with spaghetti!

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Mozi posted:

oh jeez i already replaced all the guitar strings with spaghetti!

their band leader is enfield great garbagoozle he will love this

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I replaced all their instrument effects with fart noises, and their pyrotechnics with sulfer stink bombs.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay



King of Bees posted:

I replaced all their instrument effects with fart noises, and their pyrotechnics with sulfer stink bombs.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

their band leader is enfield great garbagoozle he will love this

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
ok to really stick it to them you just have to embark on a multi-platinum solo career not unlike beyonce or sting

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
My band "Isaac and the fuckasses" didnt have the guts to kick me out so they just made a new band called "Isaac and the cool dudes" and didnt invite me

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Isaac posted:

My band "Isaac and the fuckasses" didnt have the guts to kick me out so they just made a new band called "Isaac and the cool dudes" and didnt invite me

can i join the cool dudes?

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