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Instruction Manuel

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Beet Wagon posted:

I read a paper once that said the human body is made up of 50-65% vegetable broth.

Can confirm.

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Plebian Parasite

Me, explaining this thread to my friends: Basically, everything in the universe is either a soup or a salad. Go ahead, name something that isn't.

My friend: Ok, a twizzler.

Me: ......what the gently caress?

vanisher

Plebian Parasite posted:

Me, explaining this thread to my friends: Basically, everything in the universe is either a soup or a salad. Go ahead, name something that isn't.

My friend: Ok, a twizzler.

Me: ......what the gently caress?

Salad

Next



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

City of Glompton

Lizard Wizard posted:

s-salmon cereal...

I just made soup in my mouth a little


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


City of Glompton posted:

I just made soup in my mouth a little

take two salads with a full glass of soup and get plenty of bread rest


Plebian Parasite

"soup bowl" - The phrase describes its function, but also its composition.

Ahundredbux

The right to bear arms
souper bowl

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


The Higgs Crouton

alnilam

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

The Higgs Crouton

super mario batali

Dice-a the Mushroom
Has the pizza thread tag always been an option?

social vegan



me to a coworker: I had a delicious chicken noodle soup for lunch

coworkers: sounds great

me: *grins* and then I ate the bowl

coworkers: w-w-w-what?!

me: because it was a salad

super mario batali

Dice-a the Mushroom
*smiles through broken teeth*

Bread Set Jettison

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

The Higgs Crouton


Gatekeeper

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Lizard Wizard posted:

s-salmon cereal...

is this not what frankenberry is?

social vegan



yeah we get it, you gogurt

alnilam

social vegan posted:

yeah we get it, you gogurt

google THIS

elderly rich man, on his deathbed: the money is in the...soup! (dies)

everyone else: oh poo poo

Android Blues

google THIS posted:

elderly rich man, on his deathbed: the money1 is in the...soup! (dies)

everyone else: oh poo poo

1 the dollar salad

joke_explainer


Plebian Parasite posted:

"soup bowl" - The phrase describes its function, but also its composition.


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

The Higgs Crouton

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I thought you said we were having stone soup. This is just a wall!

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
cereal is indeed a soup


also soup is a beverage


thanks Manifisto!

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
don't ever tell someone in the hood that you Eat soup

Bread Set Jettison

soup


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


mailorder bees! posted:

cereal is indeed a soup


also soup is a beverage

you motherfc*uker, you did it you solved the riddle


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


A bowl of cereal fits all the definitions of a "soap"

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

A bowl of cereal fits all the definitions of a "soap"

but a bowl of soap is a salad


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


*pours cereal into bathtub. adjusts the hot and cold milk until it's just right*

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


doc, i just can't get rid of the snapping, crackling and popping and my joints! what can i do?!

*doctor turns on exam light and pushes up spectacles, leaning over a table* yes, well, there's your problem. you see, son, a marijuana is a salad. this is full of rice krispies, a cereal.


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social vegan



a pomegranate is like a brainteaser

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