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TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Motto posted:

Man, 20XX's procedural levels get boring really fast.

Procedurally generated things that aren't poo poo are the exception.

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TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
I enjoyed Bulletstorm for what it was and am disappointed that it's getting Gearbox stink all over it.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

codenameFANGIO posted:

No, sir ... I don't like it.

Made me laugh inappropriately at work.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

devtesla posted:

All these posters should be banned

Most of us have been!

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Snak posted:

Don't ever watch Sicario.

I've had that one for about a year now and still can't bring myself to press play.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
We are out of Bort Towers. We need more Bort Towers!

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
I asked Santa for Deus Ex and not Hitman. Did I ruin Christmas?

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
I really liked Human Revolution so I'll probably be fine. Hitman will always be there. Doom is my GOTY and I don't think there's any unseating it this year.

LawfulWaffle posted:

Deus Ex: Mankind Divided is $19 on Amazon right now.

My wife is a champion bargain hunter, I bet she's all over that.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
My 2016 GOTY rankings

1. Doom
2. Superhot
3. Madden 16
4. Forza Horizon 3
5. SimCity 4

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Stux posted:

also its down to like £6.99 now in the uk isnt it just at sale level prices constantly now

I mean that's more than I'd pay for a sandwich

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
MS seriously needs to let their streaming out of the Win10 ghetto, at least on phones and tablets.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Snak posted:

How is it that YOU FUCKERS talk about METROIDVANIAS every week and I have to find out about SLAIN: Back from Hell from Penny Arcade's First 15?!?!!!

Because games that are bad on release tend not to get another chance from most people. See also: The Division, most early access games

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Rexroom posted:

I haven't heard of anyone use those combos seriously, though. Yes, even the PS Vita.

It also adds network poo poo as a latency-inducing failure point, while the Switch has all the stuff running the game in it.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Ostentatious posted:

I would make a top 10 list but I'm worried about 4-5 year old nostalgia effect where I list Interstate 76 and Battlezone 98 as the greatest games of all time

They are, though.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
Cities Skylines is making a real late push for my favorite game this year

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

oddium posted:

cities skylines is especially good when you just cheat cheat cheat and make pretty cities

After 14 years of SimCity 4, the Dark Souls of city building games, Cities Skylines' revenue model feels like cheating. Plus it's pretty and the traffic model isn't total horseshit. It actually gets that this is supposed to be fun while giving enough challenge to incentivize making a good city.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Lobok posted:

Is there any city builder that can do mixed use? Building something that truly looks and works like the best cities and hoods in the world is impossible without it. Even Skylines sticks to a model that is suburban in its take on cities.

The closest is SimTower and whatever modern analogue the Lazy Game Reviews guy reviewed. Of course, that just gives you one building. I think Skylines' dense commercial zones are supposed to basically be seen as mixed-use, and with plazas and walking paths you can make something close to what you're thinking.

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TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
Just tried Steam streaming for the first time in like two years. Apparently that's not a giant piece of poo poo anymore. Playing Cities Skylines on my 2012 MacBook Air and it's great.

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