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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion > Automation Thread: Imagine johnny 5 squashing your job, forever
 
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Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Marijuana Nihilist posted:

this is beautiful, I look forward to the day when petty tyrant managers have been rendered obsolete
This is how Skynet starts. A computer can't simply develop crippling alcoholism to deal with the constant abuse and incompetence that permeate the service industry. Sooner or later it will decide that the only way to keep the McDonald's running is to kill all humans.

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Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Blue Star posted:

I frankly don't want to work.
Must be nice to have rich parents.

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Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

INH5 posted:

Yeah, Amazon claims to have found some kind of solution to this involving "computer vision." I'll believe it when I see it.
10 bucks says they call it something like "Intelligent behaviour analysis" and it boils down to the computer automatically calling the police when patrons fail the paper bag test.

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