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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Take out a big loan in a bank through a shell company. Use that money to buy a bunch of shares in that bank. Repeat this a few times until you are basically giving yourself free money and write off as much of your debt to yourself as you can. Funnel any profits into hidden off shore accounts so when it all comes crashing down you will only lose a few million.

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