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On Her Majesty's Secret Service is the only other good Moore one.
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Dec 2, 2016 00:17
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Lumpy the Cook posted:On Her Majesty's Secret Service is the only other good Moore one. that was George Lazenby, goddamn son learn your Bond films
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Dec 2, 2016 00:18
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The best 2 Bond movies, in totality are the 2 Roger Moore Bond movies that feature Sheriff J.W. Pepper (Live and Let Die and The Man with the Golden Gun), so no, For Your Eyes Only could be at best, the 3rd best James Bond movies staring Roger Moore, but it isn't because Moonraker exists.
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Dec 2, 2016 00:21
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Well What Now posted:that was George Lazenby, goddamn son learn your Bond films I meant The Spy Who Loved Me
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Dec 2, 2016 00:22
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Lumpy the Cook posted:I meant The Spy Who Loved Me in that case I agree with you, although I have a soft spot for Octopussy
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Dec 2, 2016 00:23
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Spy Who Loved Me is basically Thunderball, but it still rules. That seabase is so iconic and is topped only by Blofeld's volcano base.
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Dec 2, 2016 01:36
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It's the least like a Moore Bond film, and that's why I like it. It has very little wackiness, few (any?) gadgets, a fairly grounded plot and Moore straight up murders a guy by kicking his car off a cliff and doesn't even make a funny quip about it. It also has a car chase with a Critroen 2cv
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Dec 2, 2016 12:08
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Live And Let Die has the single greatest exchange in any Bond film of them all. "The name's B-" "NAMES IS FOR TOMBSTONES, BABY. Y'ALL TAKE THIS HONKY OUTSIDE AND WASTE HIM." Like, no other Bond film is as vividly insane, cringe-worthy and entertaining as this thing, it's absolutely incredible. That frickin' exploding Yaphet Kotto dummy, holy poo poo.
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Dec 2, 2016 12:21
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The Spy Who Loved Me is the best Moore Bond, followed by Moonraker. For Your Eyes Only isn't bad, it's just mediocre like Octopussy and The Man with the Golden Gun. Live and Let Die and A View to a Kill are straight-up garbage movies, despite great credit songs.
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I watched Moonraker a couple months back and apparently I had misremembered the scene with Jaws meeting his girlfriend. Like, in my mind he smiles revealing his metal teeth and she smiles revealing big braces and that's the joke; they both have mouths of metal. Except that doesn't happen because she does not have braces. Anyway I googled it and apparently there's tons of people out there that remember that and/or believe that there is an alternate universe version of the movie that exists where she does have braces and have gone to insane lengths examining every shot that woman is in frame-by-frame to find proof of it and it's a massive rabbit hole of crazy people. edit: for the record I don't believe I am from an alternate universe I just think I have a dumb brain and they missed an easy joke. second edit: also the best Moore is The Spy Who Loved Me
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Dec 2, 2016 16:12
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Comparing people with braces to fuckin' Jaws. smdh
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Dec 2, 2016 16:19
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We should all be so lucky as to be compared to Jaws to be honest.
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Dec 2, 2016 16:21
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I feel bad for him in Happy Gilmore because he can hardly walk in that movie. Was in a bad car accident in the 90s.
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Dec 2, 2016 16:29
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I like the part with the explosion
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Dec 2, 2016 16:53
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The car kick is the coldest I've ever seen Bond. Even more so than any other bond. It's pure spite murder.
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Dec 2, 2016 17:03
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God drat, they sure did a lot of ski chases in those movies
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Drink-Mix Man posted:God drat, they sure did a lot of ski chases in those movies Well you see, Bond [sexually assaults a woman] is a [shoots missiles from a car] classier [Dr Goodhead] action hero than [titty shot music videos] most.
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Dec 2, 2016 19:47
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Great James Bond: From Russia with Love Goldfinger Casino Royale '67 (last ten minutes only) On Her Majesty's Secret Service The Spy Who Loved Me Licence to Kill Casino Royale '06 Skyfall Good James Bond: Dr. No You Only Live Twice Moonraker The Living Daylights Goldeneye Tomorrow Never Dies Meh James Bond: Thunderball Diamonds Are Forever The Man with the Golden Gun For Your Eyes Only Octopussy Quantum of Solace Spectre Bad James Bond: Casino Royale '67 (except for last 10 minutes) Live and Let Die A View to a Kill Die Another Day
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Dec 2, 2016 20:04
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Egbert Souse posted:Great James Bond: god this is a terrible list you have terrible opinions about James Bond
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Well What Now posted:god this is a terrible list you have terrible opinions about James Bond A View to a Kill is the worst James Bond movie.
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Dec 2, 2016 22:11
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no it isn't
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Dec 2, 2016 22:14
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Yeah it is. It's really really boring outside of two things. Grace Jones and Walken. And even they aren't in the movie enough. Spectre is up there too. Wrenched garbage movie.
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Dec 2, 2016 22:28
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Diamonds Are Forever is my favorite Bond movie but not because it's a good Bond movie. I just like how loving weird it is and those creepos Mr. Kidd and Mr. Wint plus you get a Bond girl named Plenty O'Toole which is just lol
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Dec 2, 2016 22:41
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CelticPredator posted:Yeah it is. It's really really boring outside of two things. Grace Jones and Walken. And even they aren't in the movie enough. I don't get how a movie can manage to waste either Walken or Waltz as a Bond villain. On that note, I wish more people would appreciate Licence to Kill.
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Dec 2, 2016 22:53
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The one with the space battle is the stupidest one but it was my favorite bond sex puns; Dr. Goodhead and Preparing for Reentry
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Dec 2, 2016 22:54
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Never Say Never Again is pretty good for a Bond film. Old Sean Connery is better in that one than Roger Moore in any of his movies.
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Dec 2, 2016 23:04
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Terrorist Fistbump posted:Never Say Never Again is pretty good for a Bond film. Old Sean Connery is better in that one than Roger Moore in any of his movies. Sean Connery made the plot point of Bond successfully seducing a lesbian 100% plausible in Goldfinger.
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Dec 2, 2016 23:08
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Yeah because you believe he'd beat the poo poo out of her if it failed
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Dec 2, 2016 23:33
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The one true list From Russia with Love Category: From Russia with Love Awesome poo poo: Goldfinger For Your Eyes Only The Living Daylights Goldeneye Casino Royale Skyfall Cool Bonds: Dr. No Thunderball You Only Live Twice On Her Majesty's Secret Service The Spy Who Loved Me License to Kill Tomorrow Never Dies I Have No Strong Feelings: Octopussy The World is Not Enough Quantum of Solace Spectre Dumb Movies: Diamonds are Forever Live and Let Die The Man with a Golden Gun Moonraker A View to a Kill gently caress Die Another Day: Die Another Day
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Dec 2, 2016 23:58
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marioinblack posted:The one true list
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marioinblack posted:The one true list This is a strong list but I think I hate live and let die
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Dec 3, 2016 00:56
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CelticPredator posted:Yeah it is. It's really really boring outside of two things. Grace Jones and Walken. And even they aren't in the movie enough. it's still better than Die Another Day so therefore it is not The Worst
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Dec 3, 2016 01:03
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Casino Royals outside the production company and Craig's are my favorite bonds.
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Dec 3, 2016 01:07
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Moonraker is my favorite Moore Bond because it's loving retarded, even for a Roger Moore James Bond movie.
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The Lazenby one is the worst because Lazenby is so bad they stuffed him into a big ski suit and dubbed him over for half the movie, plus like half of it is boring ski chases. It's too bad because Telly Sevalas is a good Bond villain.
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Dec 3, 2016 06:00
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Well What Now posted:it's still better than Die Another Day so therefore it is not The Worst I would rather watch Die Another Day than Spectre.
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Dec 3, 2016 08:26
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On the other hand, Spectre has "and now we know what 'C' stands for."
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...Coward
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Connery's Bond gave us some very bold names for leading ladies (looking at you, Pussy Galore), but more importantly, we got Operation Kid Brother* out of it.  *also known as OK Connery
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