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Who is America's team?
The Patriots
That racist team in our capitol city
gently caress America, Go Vikings.
Did you know Texas has seceded twice?
Go Hawks!
America is a diverse country with many choices.
The Packers are going to miss the playoffs :lol:
Some other option.
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Burginator
Sep 10, 2007

Two ALL BEEF patties,
Special Sauce?
Let Us Cheese.

blue squares posted:

All the way to the 36!

tbf that's further than a lot of our drives go

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
So what do you say if you didn't go to college?

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

VJeff posted:

So what do you say if you didn't go to college?

"im the backup"

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
3RD AND 12 TIME FOR A SCREEN

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





" Hey kid, isn't your dad Adrian Peterson?"

"Yeah."

"Why isn't he playing tonight?"

"Beats me."

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
The audible "AWWWWWWWW." from the audience when he checked down. :lol:

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Huh, the Vikings are really white.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

swickles posted:

I have actually done that a few times and its loving fascinating. Also, they can be pretty generous with food, drink, and cigars.

I'm not at my normal digs, West Coast Cigars in San Jose, but this place (Shamlux in LA) is pretty drat nice. The crowd isn't very football smart, but they're all pretty nice guys and I'm enjoying watching with them. Cigar lounges usually attract some pretty friendly people. I usually smoke with this catholic priest who loves to discuss philosophy, which makes my day. I'd recommend going to one of these places to anyone who likes socializing.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

:derp:

Dance McPants
Mar 11, 2006


The ol' double spin. Nice to get back to where you caught the ball.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

club purple sounds gay

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I think he actually managed to get a yard outta that.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

man sam bradford had all day in the pocket and he checked it down so hard

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

VJeff posted:

So what do you say if you didn't go to college?

A lot of guys will say their high school. Back when Greg Hardy was cool and not beating up his girlfriend (that we knew of) he would just say KRAKEN. I forget who it was, but one dude would always say Hogwarts.

Burginator
Sep 10, 2007

Two ALL BEEF patties,
Special Sauce?
Let Us Cheese.

Ehud posted:

man sam bradford had all day in the pocket and he checked it down so hard

samuel "alex smith" bradford

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

if i wanna smoke a cigar i can sniff my farts at home for free

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Burginator posted:

samuel "alex smith" bradford

Alex would have got happy feet in a perfectly clean pocket and ran for 5 yards, he's clearly the superior quarterback.

Burginator
Sep 10, 2007

Two ALL BEEF patties,
Special Sauce?
Let Us Cheese.

Grittybeard posted:

Alex would have got happy feet in a perfectly clean pocket and ran for 5 yards, he's clearly the superior quarterback.

Bradford hasn't seen a clean pocket all year, I'm amazed he's not a completely panicked shell of a man yet

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

aw poo poo

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

well poop

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Wheeeeee!

b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.
I like that

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

zeke nooooooooooooo

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
:rip: Cowboys :rip: season gently caress everything :suicide:

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Elliot got it back and was downed...

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Yo I thought this stupid kid was supposed to be good, Cowboys.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Lmao greatest rookie ever

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Time to bench Elliot.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

so it looked like one of the minnesota players touched the ball with his foot out of bounds. Would that mean Dallas keeps possession?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Thursday on the road against a good defense is about the time for the Cowboys offense to look mortal.

I don't know if the Vikings have the offense even on short fields to make them pay though.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Lol, law and order theme song

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
:doink:

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Quiet Feet posted:

Time to bench Elliot.
hell i say trade him

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
This is what the Vikes d needed to do to win today. :golfclap:

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

No Irish Need Imply posted:

hell i say trade him

no one will want him

Burginator
Sep 10, 2007

Two ALL BEEF patties,
Special Sauce?
Let Us Cheese.

No Irish Need Imply posted:

hell i say trade him

We'll trade you AP for him.

hell, we'll throw in a fifth

Bonham
Aug 14, 2009

Kill! Kill! Kill!
witten gettin his $

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





No Irish Need Imply posted:

hell i say trade him

Hmmm. I hear the Eagles need a starting running back.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

No Irish Need Imply posted:

hell i say trade him

I hear he has fumbling problems, I guess the Lions could give up Dan Orlovsky for him.

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



That's a Dallas ball

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