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Who is America's team?
	The Patriots
	That racist team in our capitol city
	gently caress America, Go Vikings.
	Did you know Texas has seceded twice?
	Go Hawks!
	America is a diverse country with many choices.
	The Packers are going to miss the playoffs
	Some other option.

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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Zoran posted:

I liked the other thread

I appreciate that. it's ok, the cowboys are gonna win anyway. I'll make the next one or something. lol.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 01:47

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 10:35

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Chichevache posted:

I forgot you post in CA, what do you ride?

As if it weren't bad enough that I'm a cowboys fan, I also ride a Harley. Haha.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 01:55

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

blue squares posted:

I was thinking up a thread title you jerk!!!

This is Much harder than I give y'all credit for.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 01:55

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Kick-off coming up!

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 02:15

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

incompetent posted:

thanks, i cant tell time

Well it's not your fault, you're incompetent.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 02:17

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

No Butt Stuff posted:

The gently caress is this intro?

Are these people?

I don't recognize them and it's making me feel old.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 02:19

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Lol, the background music is too loud for the broadcast

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 02:21

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Get out of here subway!

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 02:24

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

They said it was in the 30's outside of the stadium. What's the temp in there?

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 02:26

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Worry about the pass D

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 02:35

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Lol, law and order theme song

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 02:44

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

That's a Dallas ball

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 02:47

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

That little kid gonna get some, thanks to Mercedes

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 02:51

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

schweens posted:

Cowboys are gonna lose

Quoting for posterity

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 02:56

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Aw, gently caress this commercial

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 02:57

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

gently caress, a flag?

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 03:01

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Ffuck

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 03:06

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Shinjobi posted:

Enjoy the bench, Whitehead.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 03:06

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Byron Jones come on man!

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 03:10

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

blue squares posted:

half a medium dominos and half of a cheesy bread thing

plus the beer

Lol, I ate a whole med papa johns pizza yesterday and some cinnamon pull a parts yesterday. Course, I ran 16 miles today, so it balances out.

Just run 16 miles tomorrow, you'll be fine.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 03:12

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

The Bananana posted:

Lol, I ate a whole med papa johns pizza yesterday and some cinnamon pull a parts yesterday. Course, I ran 16 miles today, so it balances out.

Just run 16 miles tomorrow, you'll be fine.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 03:16

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

God drat, I love Dak

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 03:16

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

blue squares posted:

what a terrible route

I love breathing in CO2, and almost being run over constantly.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 03:18

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

WOOOOOOOOOT

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 03:19

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Elliot gonna get brain damage

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 03:23

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Rasczak posted:

You only have to run a few miles if you, y'know, eat right

Yes, but that went out the window after the papa johns incident

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 03:24

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

dest posted:

RIP Bananana when he gets hit by a car on the I35 access road.

In Chichevache's dreams

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 03:27

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Quiet Feet posted:

Just run faster and you get done a lot quicker. Runnin 16 miles? Run like 32 miles an hour and you're done in 30 minutes.

I busted out laughing at this. Thank you.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 03:28

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Loss of 3

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 03:31

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

dest posted:

I used to live right by his starting point and have seen multiple pedestrian car fatalities.

Godspeed banananas.

I appreciate it man. Not my normal route, but I dropped the Harley off at the dealership for some maintenance, and I figured, what the hey, it's probably one of the last good days of the season for a run. So I ran home.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 03:34

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Popy posted:

go......cowboys..

Yes, that's right, let the hate flow through you

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 03:35

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Go for it

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 03:36

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

GO FOR IT YOU PUSSIES!!!

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 03:36

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

We could have easily gotten 1 yard

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 03:39

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Baby don't hurt me

Dont hurt me

No more

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 03:43

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Bradford shook

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 03:43

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Shinjobi posted:

THE DALLAS COWBOYS

HAVE MURDERED SAM BRADFORD

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 03:43

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Back, and to the left

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 03:44

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Chichevache posted:

The musical cue killed Sammy.

Baby don't hurt me

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 03:46

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 10:35

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Rasczak posted:

There's lots more good days, just layer up. Sept-April is basically my outdoor run season

I hate running encumbered.
Plus I'm Mexican so I hate the cold.
Below 65 degree days are why I have a gym membership.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 03:50

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