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The Bananana posted:I appreciate that. it's ok, the cowboys are gonna win anyway. I'll make the next one or something. lol. I forgot you post in CA, what do you ride? Zoran posted:I liked the other thread You're getting the W tonight, let the rest of us have something. 
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The Bananana posted:As if it weren't bad enough that I'm a cowboys fan, I also ride a Harley. Haha. You have become my enemy. 
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hifi posted:who was the poster that got a red title about leaving their scooter on the side of a road It was me, and I've never owned a scooter!
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got any sevens posted:So the waldo cheerleader was a viking... Yuuuup! 186 posted:gently caress the Cowboys, gently caress the Vikings. You are welcome.
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Burginator posted:You're alright, chiche. I like this OP 
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I got sick of watching football with idiot cheeseheads so I'm at my local cigar lounge with all the old men. Football the way it was meant to be watched. 
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:i think both unis look pretty good Vikings always look amazing
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Burginator posted:their unis maybe Yeah....
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No Irish Need Imply posted:Posting on the internet? Would you really want to be talking to the old white dudes who hang out in cigar lounges? I kid, this is actually a diverse crowd and I am about to put my laptop away to phone post
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No Irish Need Imply posted:Posting on the internet? "That runningback named after a cheese might go off tonight!" "Is Rudolph going to run the ball?" "Both of these secondaries are garbage" 
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Shinjobi posted:If the Cowboys are hitting Bradford, the Vikings have the worst O-Line in the league That play was embarrassing.
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swickles posted:I have actually done that a few times and its loving fascinating. Also, they can be pretty generous with food, drink, and cigars. I'm not at my normal digs, West Coast Cigars in San Jose, but this place (Shamlux in LA) is pretty drat nice. The crowd isn't very football smart, but they're all pretty nice guys and I'm enjoying watching with them. Cigar lounges usually attract some pretty friendly people. I usually smoke with this catholic priest who loves to discuss philosophy, which makes my day. I'd recommend going to one of these places to anyone who likes socializing.
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This is what the Vikes d needed to do to win today. 
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blue squares posted:"Players should express their concerns on their cleats, not their knees!" Letting them express something is a hit of an improvement, I guess.
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swickles posted:I just hope some of the messages on the cleats gets us something like this again: Cardale owns and I hope he gets to troll again soon.
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Bonham posted:ugh we get it dak your moms dead At least she didn't have to see him become a Cowboy.
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:that mckinnon pass owned I appreciated the guts, but not the execution.
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The Bananana posted:GO FOR IT YOU PUSSIES!!! Old white dude at cigar lounge  "Yeah, punting is the right move there. Good stuff."
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The musical cue killed Sammy. 
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Rasczak posted:That's me but switch it with above 80 Same here, also I'm not a Mexican.
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Imagine how good Bradford would be if he got the protection Dak gets. Poor Sam.
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Shinjobi posted:Bradford is playing behind...like, anti-linemen I rag on the Hawks line a lot, but at least they can sometimes push forward enough to get the run game going. The Vikings line is just... 
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The Vikings D makes all these games watchable. Really cool stuff.
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OH GOOD, IT IS LEXUS TIME. I'M SO HAPPY I GET TO HEAR THIS SONG A MILLION loving TIMES.
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The Bananana posted:It's the Lexus December to remember sales event  Hot Diggity! posted:Game bad so what I disagree.
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Rudolph should have had that.
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WENTZ WAGON NUI posted:Yeah. That went out of his hands like a... like a slippery... thing Should have got my mom to play for the Vikes, she's great at grabbing slippery things.
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Whooooo! It's almost like Jared Allen never left.
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TheChirurgeon posted:Minnesota's defense gets to take it easy tonight as the Cowboys offense does their jobs for them Nope!
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The Bananana posted:Jesus we have dug ourselves into a hole You do still have the lead.
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blue squares posted:r/cowboys calling for romo lol He'd be better, but he might also get killed.
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Not gonna lie fellas, after watching the Steelers dline get absolutely slaughtered by Dallas' oline, I'm seriously impressed with the Vikings dline. Really nice Mike Zimmer should get coach of the year if his team wins the division.
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incompetent posted:this game sucks The opposite of what you say is always true. Dallas ball? This game sucks.
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The Bananana posted:I think that's game. Luckily It just takes one explosive play from Stefon Diggs...
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