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TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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Wow that was one heck of a lucky bounce

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TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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why the hell was Wilber chasing the ball

Cowboys defensive players love unforced errors

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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Cowboys should go for it here

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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That was a brutal hit on Bradford, looks like broken ribs possibly

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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What was the loving point of that if the Cowboys weren't going to call a timeout or attempt another pass

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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man how bad does an offense have to be to make the Cowboys defense look this good, by the way

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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christ this playcalling on offense

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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Shinjobi posted:

Seattle is just licking its goddamned chops watching this game.

The Cowboys have done as much or more to stifle their offensive efforts than Minnesota this game. It's loving baffling how they've been able to combine play this sloppy with poo poo playcalling

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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Oh no Dak inherited Romo's curse of happening to play vs harder teams in December

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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Minnesota's defense gets to take it easy tonight as the Cowboys offense does their jobs for them

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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Welp, this idiot team finally did it

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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Shinjobi posted:

To be fair, he's probably a bit more comfortable working behind a blown out Doug Free.

For some reason this team seems to forget that it has offensive players besides Dez and Elliot every few games and we get to watch poo poo like this when that happens

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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Dallas is moving the chains when going to other targets, so maybe stop trying to force it to Dez

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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Christ, gently caress this team right now

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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Cowboys should challenge this. Too much upside not to

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Oh drat that should be Dallas ball

"should be"

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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Man we desperately needed that

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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Chichevache posted:

It just takes one explosive play from Stefon Diggs...

yeah I wouldn't count on this defense to hold a 5-point lead

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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We are two games in and Garrett still hasn't learned that Anthony Brown needs safety help all the time

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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Man those are some bad punts

Straight up, Minnesota has a good defense, it's on the road, and the Cowboys' offense has just been plain unlucky tonight. It's a brutal combo

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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Kawalimus posted:

The Cowboys will win every remaining game this season and then every game next season to have the longest winning streak in the history of the NFL.

You are somehow even more embarrassing than LWB and those Eagles posters that earnestly post poo poo like "we are gonna win by 30 this week" every week in the NFC East thread



And I say that as someone who likes the Ravens

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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awful throw

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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WENTZ WAGON NUI posted:

Now, to be fair, this week we are playing the Bengals

ha, I think the Eagles will win that one but more in like a 9-3 type fashion

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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Anthony Hitchens is having an OK night

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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oh for chrissake

edit: oh poo poo I was not expecting that

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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I die a little inside every time Lucky Whitehead has the ball

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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Prescott single-handedly winning this game

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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Vikings gonna win this challenge, but it may not matter

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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UGH

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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oh for gently caress's sake

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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gently caress gently caress gently caress

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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And now the defense shits the bed

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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This defense is going to take years off my life this year

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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Every broken play against this defense ends in a loving first down and I hate watching it so much

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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The dumbest possible loving play

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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I hate this defense so much

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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of course

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TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

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That was the ugliest Cowboys win I've seen since that 2007 game in Buffalo

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