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Lid posted:Splits Fuckin' bicycle tories
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 12:30 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 08:49 |
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Lid posted:Splits He's not wrong. Jeremy 'parliamentary friend of Israel' has essentially been cheating and helping out his own factional mates in the past two preselections and stacked the disputes committee to get away with it.
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 12:33 |
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New Years thread please. "Destination Splitsville: Population You"
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 14:16 |
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The Choice of the NSW Greens.
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 14:24 |
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Auspol told you about splits bro
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 14:37 |
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 14:42 |
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quote:Abbott had a once-in-a lifetime mandate to reset government. And he blew it. That is from the article, not the comments.
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 14:48 |
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Wow my instinct after reading this pile of rubbish was to defend Tony Abbott. What a good start to the year.
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 14:52 |
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Doctor Spaceman posted:That is from the article, not the comments. The first thing I think of when I think of Tony Abbott is 'left appeaser'.
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 15:28 |
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Doctor Spaceman posted:That is from the article, not the comments. Fucken lol. Tony Abbott, appeaser of Lefties. Happy New Year everyone!
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 15:30 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Wow my instinct after reading this pile of rubbish was to defend Tony Abbott. What a good start to the year. After that, the only way to go is up.
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 15:39 |
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Starshark posted:The first thing I think of when I think of Tony Abbott is 'left appeaser'. It's the bedtime stories they tell themselves. Everyone hated him? Must have tried to appease the left. Couldn't be because he was a useless arsehole at all.
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 16:48 |
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Hello from 2016; please tell me it's better in 2017.
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 19:13 |
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It is not, I feel sick.
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 19:15 |
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Doctor Spaceman posted:That is from the article, not the comments. Oh my god
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 22:04 |
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The Peccadillo posted:Oh my god Mainstream journalism has gone from just stealing all their stories from bloggers to imitating their writing styles as well.
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 23:31 |
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The Peccadillo posted:Oh my god It's funny that Devine can come up with "delcon" as a term but not realise how much it applies to her.
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 23:34 |
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Time for a message of peace, hope and optimism from Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull:
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 00:30 |
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We can all be proud of how much we achieved such as
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 00:52 |
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What a great and thorough list of achievements. The Liberals should be proud of themselves.
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 01:15 |
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Welcome to the achievement ceremony. Now for some music *elevator muzak emits from speakers, speaker walks out*
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 01:40 |
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I can't stop laughing at the "harmonious society, with people of all faiths, cultures and backgrounds living together in peace" Well I guess as long as you are either not a Muslim or Sudanese.
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 01:57 |
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I admire the somewhat restrained use of dog whistles. I expected more. Lol at "strengths: Freedom, Diversity and Security"? It's right up there with: Liberté, égalité, fraternité (Liberty, Equality and Fraternity) Liberty, Equality, Justice. Why not just come out with a preamble to our constitution that truly reflects our national character? gently caress You, Got, Mine.
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 02:05 |
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Cartoon posted:Why not just come out with a preamble to our constitution that truly reflects our national character?
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 02:09 |
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Doctor Spaceman posted:Pretty weak, The Bulletin's slogan was much more apt.
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 02:15 |
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Cartoon posted:Which was? Australia For the White Man.
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 02:17 |
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Doctor Spaceman posted:Australia For the White Man. I feel like the words "Rich Conservative" are missing from there somewhere.
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 02:22 |
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adamantium|wang posted:Time for a message of peace, hope and optimism from Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull: This is one of the most pathetic, uninspiring speeches I've ever seen, up there with Abbott whinging about his co-payment at the G20. How can one man be so weak?
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 02:25 |
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open24hours posted:This is one of the most pathetic, uninspiring speeches I've ever seen, up there with Abbott whinging about his co-payment at the G20. How can one man be so weak? His victory speech was worse. Also they must be making GBS threads themselves that the last round of security theatre didn't scare anyone.
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 05:29 |
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They've been pushing it for 15 loving years and nothing's happened which could rise above the general background noise. It's about bloody time people started calling bullshit on them.
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 05:36 |
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quote:Melbourne landlord blasted for installing coin-operated toilet http://www.news.com.au/technology/o...325438ffaf6aa56
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 13:08 |
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Libertarian landlord spotted. Calling it now. Wonder if the tenant will be able to claim back all their rent since their apartment doesn't appear to have a usable toilet.
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 13:36 |
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You can flush a toilet with a bucket filled from the sink. Also, when they lawyer up he's gonna be in the poo poo
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 13:43 |
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DancingShade posted:Libertarian landlord spotted. Calling it now. I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 13:45 |
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Better not have a two flusher before payday.
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 14:05 |
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foot posted:Better not have a two flusher before payday. Stick your arse out the window as a workaround.
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 14:34 |
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Coin opperated John Galt
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 14:41 |
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Pissing away your paycheque.
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 14:55 |
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The door refused to open. It said, “Five cents, please.” He searched his pockets. No more coins; nothing. “I’ll pay you tomorrow,” he told the door. Again he tried the knob. Again it remained locked tight. “What I pay you,” he informed it, “is in the nature of a gratuity; I don’t have to pay you.” “I think otherwise,” the door said. “Look in the purchase contract you signed when you bought this conapt.” In his desk drawer he found the contract; since signing it he had found it necessary to refer to the document many times. Sure enough; payment to his door for opening and shutting constituted a mandatory fee. Not a tip. “You discover I’m right,” the door said. It sounded smug. From the drawer beside the sink Joe Chip got a stainless steel knife; with it he began systematically to unscrew the bolt assembly of his apt’s money-gulping door. “I’ll sue you,” the door said as the first screw fell out. Joe Chip said, “I’ve never been sued by a door. But I guess I can live through it.”
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# ? May 2, 2024 08:49 |
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New thread, happy new year
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 19:00 |