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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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anyone catch the titular line?
rogue won!
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We lost Jeff... yeah. Couldn't see the wet floor sign and slipped. No, he didn't fall off one of the many curiously un-guardrailed bottomless pits, he just landed on his butt and died.
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Dec 24, 2016 12:24
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We lost Jeff... yeah. Couldn't see the wet floor sign and slipped. No, he didn't fall off one of the many curiously un-guardrailed bottomless pits, he just landed on his butt and died.
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TK-0420: i feel a sneeze coming on
SN-0069: daryl, no!! your suit can't handle it!!
TK-0420: don't cry for me friend, im already dACHOO
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TK-0420: i feel a sneeze coming on
SN-0069: daryl, no!! your suit can't handle it!!
TK-0420: don't cry for me friend, im already dACHOO
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TK-0420: i feel a sneeze coming on
SN-0069: daryl, no!! your suit can't handle it!!
TK-0420: don't cry for me friend, im already dACHOO
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We lost Jeff... yeah. Couldn't see the wet floor sign and slipped. No, he didn't fall off one of the many curiously un-guardrailed bottomless pits, he just landed on his butt and died.
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Dec 27, 2016 04:02
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maybe stormtrooper armor has technology that is meant to deaden any impact to the wearer but whoever did the final calibration accidentally changed the sign of the opposing force and added a zero
and now for decades they've been claiming that the fix is going to come out "next patch" but it's never a super high priority when they're used to just conscripting you or growing more of you in a vat but of course engineering just scrambles when that prima donna phasma wants her armor to be shiny
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Dec 27, 2016 04:23
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stormtrooper armor fitter on endor: well, GZ-0450, how does your new scout armor feel?
GZ-0450: feels great! i'm ready for anything, as long as a three-foot hamster doesn't sling a fist-sized rock at me!
(both laugh just a little too hard)
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stormtrooper armor fitter on endor: well, GZ-0450, how does your new scout armor feel?
GZ-0450: feels great! i'm ready for anything, as long as a three-foot hamster doesn't sling a fist-sized rock at me!
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I thought it was horrible because it was as good as a made for tv movie and the cgi faces looked retarded. I'm thinking since the cgi faces worked well for people they might as well recreate the OT with all faces cgied and it wouldn't make a difference because noone seemed to care.
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One day nearer spring
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Seems like they could learn a thing or two from Cobra, their dudes always seem to be able to jump out of tanks before they blow up and everyone has a parachute.
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Mr. Tarkin told me to talk to payroll and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Tarkin and I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my blaster and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to the doom laser tunnel and there was garbage on it and if this keeps up I'm going to set the reactor on fire.
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Seriously, though, how bad do you have to gently caress up at work for them to put your desk in the Planet Destroying Laser Tube.
"Hey, Steve, I came down because I saw you post in the company newsletter and I was wondering if you still had those tickets to- GAHHHHHH! gently caress, HOW DO YOU WORK DOWN HERE??"
*Last week*
[DARTH VADER enters, stepping up to IMPERIAL GUNNERY LT's cubicle.]
Vader: Hey LT, what's happening. *spills coffee on mask* Listen, we've got a little bit of a scheduling & priority coinkydink going on, would you mind moving into the super laser tube down in sector 7 G? IT's got a nice little space for you set up there, real private.
Seriously though, I love this image. Never thought about it before. He's shielding his face from the blast, which kind of implies maybe he didn't know it was going to happen. Is he even involved in operating the super laser at all? It seems like there would be better positions for his job if he needs to monitor the coherence of the beam in some way other than 'witnessing the flash through closed eyes as high-energy radiation bombards his optic nerve'.
I can't even tell how you get out there; kind of looks like you have to clamber around the awkwardly placed desk.
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Changes in gravity from area to area seem like a big mistake given how they seem to think guardrails are an affront to mankind.
The one guardrail I remember on Empire architecture was in the Emperor's throne room on the DS2. And it did nothing to prevent him from plummeting to his death.
The sith probably hate guardrails, whenever someone important and skilled tumbles off an unsecured walkway to their doom the Emperor is probably like "social Darwin awards! lol!" and Vader is like, man, sometimes I miss when obi-wan was my best friend
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This pointless hazard is worse than just oversight, Anakin, it's evil!
"From my perspective the guard rails are evil!"
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i cant adequately express how much that post makes me smile and nod to myself and maybe crack up a l'il. good post
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"the jedi order have been putting 'guard rails' around me all my life. stay here, anakin. don't do this, anakin. don't experience love, anakin! well i'm sick of it! from now on i live free of all restrictionsaaHHHHHH *gets comprehensively set on fire by lava flow due to mustafar's laissez-faire free market approach to tourist safety, if the trade federation wasn't so ruthlessly margin-focused that thing would have had a three metre railing around it and a series of signs warning that inhalation of the fumes could cause continuing life long respiratory problems*
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It makes me wonder what the gravity is like in the Death Star, if the laser pulse is traveling to the surface, shouldn't it be shooting straight up not horizontally. I mean, it's never said that they have gravity manipulators, but it's pretty clear they do, and if that's the case, how does the gravity in the death star work? Is it just a spherical layercake, one story on top of the other? Is it a planetoid where down is pointed to the core? Or is it just a hodgepodge mess of whatever gravity they needed at the time, with elevators and walkways curving escher style from sector to sector?
Yeah it's like a layer cake, built in cartesian coordinates where Z is always down. Always seemed weird to me but most evidence from the movie shows it and iirc the book "star wars essential guide to ships and vehicles" confirms
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This pointless hazard is worse than just oversight, Anakin, it's evil!
"From my perspective the guard rails are evil!"
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