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The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Agony Aunt posted:

I'm dissapointed.

I had assumed (rear end-u-me-d) that the free fly weekend would actually, you know, be free.

Apparently not, you still need at least a $75 starter package.

So, i guess i'll have to pass on experiencing the awesomeness that is Star Citizen until they do make an actual free fly weekend.

:lol:

Good going CIG. I'm sure this has probably been corrected by now but I'm running with it for now because it's funny and very Ciggy to do. :)

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Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
If only everyone else wasnt a hater againdt the one true god, Star Citizen!


Why is it that everyone is against the 2nd coming of christ!?!?!?!?!?


*drinks koolaid and dies*

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





hi its me, a bad actor

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

a mysterious cloak posted:

Finally got the free trial downloading. I have my monitor turned so my family can't see what I'm doing.

My wife probably thinks I'm looking at porn, but what I'm actually doing is far, far worse.

Haha.

Good luck. Make it a quiet rub to all the fidelity.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

AlbieQuirky posted:

That is loving glorious.

I love how nothing has changed in 830 years. People still read paper books and magazines, they drink beverages from metal cans or paper cups, office chairs look like the latest models from 1982, etc.

They're doing the worm, I'm dying

This is the grimdark future fantasy of Chris Roberts. It's what he can achieve with infinite money and time.

:(

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Beet Wagon posted:

hi its me, a bad actor

Have you tried "the method"? I heard it works for a lot of the greats!

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Beet Wagon posted:

hi its me, a bad actor

MAX BAD ACTOR? I loved you in Goon Troop!

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Or are you bad actor on the beach you stares right into the camera right before falling over?

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Kosumo posted:

Can someone help me .... I need to have these flight models ranked from best to worst.

A. Goat Simulator
B. A Fossilised Pterodactyl
C. Anything fired from a Trebuchet
D. Star Citizen
E. Explosive Diarrhoea
F. Ms Pac-Man
G. Tiger Woods ex-wife throwing a golf club
H. The Titanic
I. Herpes
J. A snowflake in Jamaica
K. Derek Smark flying off the handle over German graphic drivers
L. God's Abflex
M. Anyone going on a 16 hour long drink/drug binge with The Agent starting at 9:30 a.m.
N. Chris's toupee
O. A baby giraffe after going on a 16 hour long drink/drug binge with The Agent starting at 9:30 a.m.

So what you're implying is option H is awesome? :sureboat:

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
The game is great and a

hack like derek would never have

worked as hard as cig it's all going

perfectly good job guys

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen

Beet Wagon posted:

hi its me, a bad actor

Quit deedossing

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
It's me, I'm on the Robert Space Industry site and just whackin' F5

Now no one can play the game

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen

Real time whiskey in a cup modeling!
https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/9zthzz/30th_century_antispill_glass_technology_is/?st=joup6nlq&sh=af23fe2a

I love stuff like this. It completely doesn't matter, but because Chris went out of his way to brag about how accurate the liquid-in-cup sim was, it reveals just how completely out of touch he is with the state of his own game. He actually had a commercial that aired earlier today where he went on and on for 3 or 4 minutes about all the stuff you can do in the game now- ignoring, of course, that all the things he was listing are completely broken.

Armadillo Tank
Mar 26, 2010

Scruffpuff posted:

I guess Occam's razor demands that it's the day after Thanksgiving and the people that would normally be responding are on holiday.

Clearly the solution is no off time ever again. Wire them into their computers like wh40k servitors.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Sarsapariller posted:

Quit deedossing

:reddit: Chris and CIG are being DEDOXXED!

:thumb: No worries, Degaussing never did anything.

:reddit: We meant DDOSed!!

:thumb: The TOS? What about it?

:reddit: Our glorious leader... :cripes:






-Meanwhile-

:goons: Man Battlefield V is pretty fun huh?

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen



Uh... hasn't this guy been running around vehemently attacking anyone who dared criticize Star Citizen for the last 3 days?

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Beet Wagon posted:

/r/starcitizen has successfully convinced some of its dumbest users that goons are ddosing CIG



[opsec]They read this thread and enough beans have already been spilled so there's no more point pretending we weren't behind Operation Mango and its effects on their traffic so best just to lay low till the smoke clears [/opsec[

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen

I am learning today that Citizens are extremely easy to please. As long as it looks good in motion, it does not matter to them in the slightest that it is a hollow shell where everything costs 10 times what it should.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCT-fjKPoWA
https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/9zstit/this_anvil_arrow_formation_flyover_is_a_dream/?st=joupfkiv&sh=da30a499

I'm the 500m long, 8000 ton ship noclipping to a gentle landing

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Sarsapariller posted:

Real time whiskey in a cup modeling!
https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/9zthzz/30th_century_antispill_glass_technology_is/?st=joup6nlq&sh=af23fe2a

I love stuff like this. It completely doesn't matter, but because Chris went out of his way to brag about how accurate the liquid-in-cup sim was, it reveals just how completely out of touch he is with the state of his own game. He actually had a commercial that aired earlier today where he went on and on for 3 or 4 minutes about all the stuff you can do in the game now- ignoring, of course, that all the things he was listing are completely broken.

https://twitter.com/listening2day/status/1065469219662254080

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Sarsapariller posted:



Uh... hasn't this guy been running around vehemently attacking anyone who dared criticize Star Citizen for the last 3 days?

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Sarsapariller posted:

Quit deedossing

never! now nobody will be able to waste their money in a hilarious fashion!

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
https://giant.gfycat.com/BetterCleanBrahmancow.webm

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Sarsapariller posted:

I am learning today that Citizens are extremely easy to please. As long as it looks good in motion, it does not matter to them in the slightest that it is a hollow shell where everything costs 10 times what it should.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCT-fjKPoWA
https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/9zstit/this_anvil_arrow_formation_flyover_is_a_dream/?st=joupfkiv&sh=da30a499

I'm the 500m long, 8000 ton ship noclipping to a gentle landing

How the gently caress did they manage this without some turbonerd in a high-vis vest with rave sticks guiding them?

Grubby Hobo
Feb 13, 2018

There's something else about bears not many people know. If a bear gets hooked on the taste of crowdfunding, it becomes a man-killer. He'll go on a rampage and has to be destroyed. And that's why you should never hug a bear.

Uh oh. He called attention to it. Now Derek will destroy the "ice cubes clinking in your cup" feature. They still haven't worked out what he did to the ladders.

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen


This is a fascinating example of citizenship here. He actually 100% agrees with us on the issues, but it's not okay for us to say so because we are Other.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Lmao look at this loving loser

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

Every time I see some poo poo like this, I fantasize about a world when Ben gets kidnapped and wakes up in a Truman Show life simulation where everything is exactly like it is now, but all traces of Wing Commander don't exist. None of his family or friends know what he's talking about, internet searches come up empty, and so on.

That is a show I'd watch.

Truth be told, I think even Chris considers this creepy and overboard. He doesn't even care about Wing Commander himself apart from the one pixel color he changed for the worse.

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen

Check it nerds, I passed the promotional marketing quiz and am now a certified Ship Master. I get a badge on the Spectrum and everything. Now my reviews come with the weight of authority, and I can say with 100% confidence the game is trash.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Scruffpuff posted:

Every time I see some poo poo like this, I fantasize about a world when Ben gets kidnapped and wakes up in a Truman Show life simulation where everything is exactly like it is now, but all traces of Wing Commander don't exist. None of his family or friends know what he's talking about, internet searches come up empty, and so on.

That is a show I'd watch.

Truth be told, I think even Chris considers this creepy and overboard. He doesn't even care about Wing Commander himself apart from the one pixel color he changed for the worse.

I never thought I woukd be asking for a HARVESTER remake based around this, but even the original game works

(DONT LOOK UP THAT GAME) because Ben Lesnick just wants to talk about the meat. WHERES THE MEAT!?!?!

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Sarsapariller posted:

Check it nerds, I passed the promotional marketing quiz and am now a certified Ship Master. I get a badge on the Spectrum and everything. Now my reviews come with the weight of authority, and I can say with 100% confidence the game is trash.



why would you do this to yourself

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Sarsapariller posted:

Check it nerds, I passed the promotional marketing quiz and am now a certified Ship Master. I get a badge on the Spectrum and everything. Now my reviews come with the weight of authority, and I can say with 100% confidence the game is trash.



Even Lesnick was a Master of Ships, big whoop

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Quick! How many seats are available in the Hammerhead?

Answer: However many you want because youll get the art team to start from scratch!

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



Beet Wagon posted:

why would you do this to yourself
but really this should always be the thread title

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen

Beet Wagon posted:

why would you do this to yourself

There was a thread with all the answers posted, gently caress me if I even know what the hell most of those questions were about

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Beet Wagon posted:

why would you do this to yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssYHY5D2ZAU

:thunk:

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

Beet Wagon posted:

hi its me, a bad actor

Hi Sandi

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Scruffpuff posted:

Every time I see some poo poo like this, I fantasize about a world when Ben gets kidnapped and wakes up in a Truman Show life simulation where everything is exactly like it is now, but all traces of Wing Commander don't exist. None of his family or friends know what he's talking about, internet searches come up empty, and so on.

That is a show I'd watch.
to a certain degree that's the plot of brigsby bear

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


I would love to fly this loving ship but it's bolted to the pad or some poo poo

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Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015






you've turned my own words against me! no fair!

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